This is about bronies. They communicate by stomping.
And when I get horny, I make love with my best friend
Yes, I am my best friend, and I like to masturbate
Masturbation
Is good for you
Masturbation is not a sin
Don't be silly
Touch your willy
Do not be ashamed
I like to jerk off
It makes me feel good
Masturbation is one of life's joys
There's nothing sinful
'Bout masturbation
Pull down your pants and have a good time
Some people say that it is a sin to masturbate
But if God didn't want us to masturbate
S/he would have made our arms shorter
Masturbation
In moderation
Is a lovely part of life
Masturbation
Is not a sin
It needn't cause you strife
I like to jerk off
It makes me feel good
Masturbation is one of life's joys
There's nothing sinful
'Bout masturbation
Pull down your pants and have a good time
I like to jerk off
It makes me feel good
Masturbation is one of life's joys
There's nothing sinful
'Bout masturbation
Pull down your pants and have a good time
Jerking off is lots of fun
Masturbation hurts no one
Find a private place and masturbate
Yes, I am my best friend, and I like to masturbate
Masturbation
Is good for you
Masturbation is not a sin
Don't be silly
Touch your willy
Do not be ashamed
I like to jerk off
It makes me feel good
Masturbation is one of life's joys
There's nothing sinful
'Bout masturbation
Pull down your pants and have a good time
Some people say that it is a sin to masturbate
But if God didn't want us to masturbate
S/he would have made our arms shorter
Masturbation
In moderation
Is a lovely part of life
Masturbation
Is not a sin
It needn't cause you strife
I like to jerk off
It makes me feel good
Masturbation is one of life's joys
There's nothing sinful
'Bout masturbation
Pull down your pants and have a good time
I like to jerk off
It makes me feel good
Masturbation is one of life's joys
There's nothing sinful
'Bout masturbation
Pull down your pants and have a good time
Jerking off is lots of fun
Masturbation hurts no one
Find a private place and masturbate
Lyrics submitted by Eamon
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