It was a beautiful day and everyone was excited
There was a picnic and the whole Nintendo crew was invited
Luigi stood up and said, listen everyone, I love you guys
You are my best friends in the world, you make me glad to be alive!
Excuse me, hi there, I'm the announcer for a fun new family game
It's called Super Smash Bros.!
That sounds nice, how do we play?
Well, first I'm gonna warp you into a world of hate and woe
Where you'll assault everyone you have ever known and loved before!
I don't think I wanna do that...
Oh come on, it'll be a bash
Now grab all your little friends
'Cause it is time for us to motherfucking smash!
Whoa oh, let's go (Wait, no)
Kick the shit out of your friends (That's not cool...)
Have a blast as you beat their ass
And then they're forced to clap for you at the end (3, 2, 1, Smash!)
Mario, your chode (Hey, bro)
Has been destroyed 200% (I needed that chode!)
Can't we all just get along?
Abso-fucking-lutely not, you've gotta smash
The park was destroyed, hundreds of bystanders dead
Kirby held Donkey Kong captive in his huge, disgusting head
Fox said hey Mario, stop crying, just sack up and fight instead
I'm Luigi, all these bloodstains make my overalls look red
Sonic looked tough, 'til Link kicked him in the stuff
The madness of cold-blooded murder'd overtaken Jigglypuff
He blasted Bowser to infinity with one massive-ass hit
And then he took three Falcon Punches like it wasn't even shit
Is this time almost over?
I can't tell, my face is mashed...
Don't worry Luigi, the clock says, 4, 3, 2, 1, Smash! (Oh no)
Whoa oh, you know (This blows)
When Mario and Peach team up you are screwed (You're my own brother!)
Pikachu's way less fucking cute when he is trying to electrocute you (PIKA PIIII!)
Samus is pissed (What do you want?!)
You've got a small amount of dirt on her suit (Oh, you're dead, bitch!)
That is the last goddamn straw
Oh shit, I think Luigi's gonna fucking smash
Hey look at me now, I'm beating my friends
I have no regrets, this is the fucking best
Yes I can see now, we're having fun in the end
Now it all makes sense
"I guess just because we smash each other, doesn't mean we're not brothers... *punch* OW! Mario, you suck!"
"Bite me!"
There was a picnic and the whole Nintendo crew was invited
Luigi stood up and said, listen everyone, I love you guys
You are my best friends in the world, you make me glad to be alive!
It's called Super Smash Bros.!
That sounds nice, how do we play?
Well, first I'm gonna warp you into a world of hate and woe
Where you'll assault everyone you have ever known and loved before!
Oh come on, it'll be a bash
Now grab all your little friends
'Cause it is time for us to motherfucking smash!
Kick the shit out of your friends (That's not cool...)
Have a blast as you beat their ass
And then they're forced to clap for you at the end (3, 2, 1, Smash!)
Mario, your chode (Hey, bro)
Has been destroyed 200% (I needed that chode!)
Can't we all just get along?
Abso-fucking-lutely not, you've gotta smash
Kirby held Donkey Kong captive in his huge, disgusting head
Fox said hey Mario, stop crying, just sack up and fight instead
I'm Luigi, all these bloodstains make my overalls look red
The madness of cold-blooded murder'd overtaken Jigglypuff
He blasted Bowser to infinity with one massive-ass hit
And then he took three Falcon Punches like it wasn't even shit
I can't tell, my face is mashed...
Don't worry Luigi, the clock says, 4, 3, 2, 1, Smash! (Oh no)
When Mario and Peach team up you are screwed (You're my own brother!)
Pikachu's way less fucking cute when he is trying to electrocute you (PIKA PIIII!)
Samus is pissed (What do you want?!)
You've got a small amount of dirt on her suit (Oh, you're dead, bitch!)
That is the last goddamn straw
Oh shit, I think Luigi's gonna fucking smash
I have no regrets, this is the fucking best
Yes I can see now, we're having fun in the end
Now it all makes sense
"Bite me!"
