Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your a**?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lot of dick
Had a lot of dick
I've had a lot of time
Had a lot of time
You've had a lot of dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your a** when you treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lot of dick
Had a lot of dick
I've had a lot of time
Had a lot of time
You've had a lot of dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your a**

You've had a lot of dick
Had a lot of dick
I've had a lot of time
Had a lot of time
You've had a lot of dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

Would you f*** me for blow?


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    My grandmother loves this song!!

    DillDoe5000on March 20, 2022   Link

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