Ça f'sait douze bières que j'm'enfilais
Faut dire qu'on était samedi soir
J'étais tranquillement écroulé
Devant ma télé, sur mon plumard
Y avait Jean-Pierre El Kavada
Qui m'racontait l'Afghanistan
Et la Pologne et le Liban
Le Salvador y connaît pas
L'information pour ces mecs-là
C'est d'effrayer l'prolo l'bourgeois
À coups d'chars russes, d'Ayatollah
Demain, faites gaffe, y va faire froid
Et à part ça, eh ben, ça va
S'y s'passe quelque chose on vous l'dira

V'là ma gonzesse qu'entre dans ma piaule
Qui m'dit qu'est-c'tu fais planté là
T'en as pas marre de ces marioles
T'en as pas marre d'leurs tronches de rats
J'lui réponds, j'en ai rien à foutre
Mais j'veux pas rater télé-foot

Cette soirée, s'annonçait super
J'me suis enfilé une bibine
Pour l'numéro un Mick Jagger
Avec Dylan et Bruce Springsteen
J'avais pas bien lu, manque de bol
C'est l'numéro un Becassine
Avec une turlutte à Guignol
Une main au cul à Colombine
Si ça fait marrer vos lardons
Moi, ça m'a carrément gonflé
S'en est fallu d'peu nom de nom
Qu'j'balance ma bière dans la télé
Mais vaut mieux rire de ces crevures
Que d'gaspiller d'la nourriture

V'là ma gonzesse qu'entre dans ma piaule
Qui m'dit qu'est-c'tu fais planté là
T'en as pas marre de ces marioles
T'en as pas marre d'leurs tronches de rats
J'lui réponds, j'en ai rien à foutre
Mais j'veux pas rater télé-foot

Après, j'me suis r'gardé Dallas
Ce feuilleton pourri, dégueulasse
Ça fait frémir le populo
De voir tous ces enfants d'salauds
Ces ricains véreux pleins aux as
Faire l'apologie du pognon
De l'ordurerie et de la crasse
Y nous prennent vraiment pour des cons
Et maintenant qu'on est socialistes
Fini les feuilletons américains
On veut des feuilletons soviétiques
Et même des belges, y en a des biens
Y en a un, c'est l'histoire d'une frite
Qu'est amoureuse d'un communiste

V'là ma gonzesse qu'entre dans ma piaule
Qui m'dit qu'est-c'tu fais planté là
Mais t'en as pas marre de ces marioles
T'en as pas marre d'leurs tronches de rats
J'lui réponds j'en ai rien à foutre, chérie
J'veux pas rater télé-foot

Alors, elle m'dit au lieu d't'aliéner
Avec cette télé à la con
T'entends pas qu'ta gosse s'est réveillé
Va lui faire chauffer son biberon
Pi si c'est pas trop te d'mander
Faudra qu'tu changes la caisse du chat
Grouille-toi sinon tu vas rater
Pierre Cangioni et Stopyra
En arrivant dans la cuisine
J'me suis dit tiens un p'tit Ricard
Mais après mes quatorze bibines
J'étais un p'tit peu dans le coltard
J'ai bu un grand verre de Blédine
J'me suis vautré dans la caisse du chat
Et dans l'biberon d'ma gamine
J'ai mis d'la sciure et du Pastaga
La moralité d'cette chanson
Elle est super, ah ouais, je veux
C'est qu'la télé, c'est très dangereux
Et le football aussi un peu


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