You did not like us 'cause your girlfriend likely does
And all your friends agree on her soft spot for me
I'll have my hot hands over her soft spots soon you will see
But if you want a list of all her favourite bits
Then next time I am free, quite comprehensively
Then I will scrawl them all down for you as an apology
Tell her the times we shared, what's broke has been repaired
cinders of our old jokes have once again been stoked
But with a different girl, funnier now they've been rehearsed
Oh I hung on your every word
Til we were interrupted by the birds
Singing 'Oh your mask is slipping, Oh your mask is slipping'
Songs I've written about your girlfriend
Are just songs out of spite since you came too early
'Cause I've never made her smile like that
And she never made me smile right back
Although I always made her purr like a cat
And I never made her smile like that
She stubbed her home club's crest on me with cigarettes
A swift to match the bird upon her football shirt
She would lift the hem, She would wear that thing like a skirt
The last time I was there she let me wear her clothes
She painted my lips red so that we both ensured
I kissed her every inch, my god the girl looked like she'd burned
Oh I hung on your every word
Til we were interrupted by the birds
Singing 'Oh your mask is slipping,
Oh your mask is slipping'
Songs I've written about your girlfriend
Are just songs out of spite since you came too early
Songs I've written about your girlfriend
Are just when my heart is on
'Cause I've never made her smile like that
And she never made me smile right back
Although I always made her purr like a cat
And I never made her smile like that