Seeeega! GO!

Keith Apicary is the classic gaming wiz
Talking classics is what he does, he's the king of Genesis
Keith Apicary is the classic gaming wiz
Talking classics is what he does, he's the king of Genesis

I'm Keith Apicary I'm the classic gaming wiz
Talking classics is what I do, I'm the king of Genesis

Let me just write up a list of the best systems to exist.
First we have the Neo Geo arcade cab MVS.
I've been rocking single slot 100 in 1 yellow cart.
Puzzle Bobble, KOF, Metal Slug 1 through 6.
Then we have the king of games the mighty Sega Genesis.
The only thing I need to say is super Sonic for the win.

Keith Apicary is the classic gaming wiz
Talking classics is what he does, he's the king of Genesis
Keith Apicary is the classic gaming wiz
Talking classics is what he does, he's the king of Genesis

"Hi my name is Keith Apicary, I'm 28 years old and I love classic video games.
Sega CD, Neo Geo, Virtual Boy... Yes I said Virtual Boy.
Do you have a problem with revolutionary systems from the future?
Well you better not let me know that because..."

I look just like Rambo with my Menacer gun.
When I'm playing Corpse Killer I'm killing zombie scum.
Super Nintendo's got that stupid Super Scope.
I don't use that gun cause I ain't no joke.

Talk-ing Classics, Talk, Talking Classics, Hey!
Talk-ing Classics, Talk, Talking Classics, Hey!
K-E-I-T-H A-P-I-C-A-R-Y
K-E-I-T-H A-P-I-C-A-R-Y

They call me the reeker. The re, re, re, reeker.
Cause I reek so much havoc I'm a le, le, leg sweeper.
I've been winning my street fights pulling down, down, right, rights.
When I'm knocking out your lights, you'll be dreaming Sega's Nights.

Now check out my dance move it's called House Of The Dead.
Dance like a zombie that was just shot in the head.
Jiggle your arms and act all creepy.
Just make sure you're jamming to a Sega CD.

Keith Apicary is the classic gaming wiz
Talking classics is what he does, he's the king of Genesis
Keith Apicary is the classic gaming wiz
Talking classics is what he does, he's the king of Genesis

GO!

K-E-I-T-H A-P-I-C-A-R-Y
K-E-I-T-H A-P-I-C-A-R-Y
Talk-ing Classics, Talk, Talking Classics, Hey!
Talk-ing Classics, Talk, Talking Classics, Hey! [x2]

Seeeega!


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