There once was a man
Who's name is Malf
Who had
A big mirror on the shelf
He saw a reflection
And got an erection
And jumped into bed with himself

Yo! Everybody left and right

When I bust a rhyme
I got my ass
I'm like Jack the Riffer
Fart sniffer
Beg to differ
Awww, I like to make inbred
"I'm the inspiration for Right," said Fred
Five, six, and eight
Everybody gonna go and masturbate

Damn yeah! Pump that up!
Damn yeah! Pump that up!


Directions going all

Toad, I'm the lilly pad o' life.
Nobody does a vagina, except for God
Yo yo yo yo, I'm outta here, y'all
Bring it to the left and right, yo, damn, pfft--everybody--pfft--everybody--pfft
Yo, gotta piss

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Jack the Riffer song meanings
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