Yo
I'm a hot and bothered astronaut
Crashing while jacking off
To buffering vids of Asher Roth
Eattin' apple sauce
Sent to Earth to poke Catholics in the ass with saws
And knock blunt ashes into their caskets
And laugh it off
Twisted sicker than mad cattle
In fact I'm off
Six different liquors

With a Prince wig plastered on
Stop screamin', bitch, you shouldn't be that alarmed
When Big Lips is in the Attic Arms with an addicts arm
Earl puts the 'ass' in "assassin."
Puts the pieces of decomposing bodies in plastic
Puts 'em in a pan and mixes it up with scat
Then gobbles it like fat black bitches and catfish
It so happens that I'm so haphazardous
I'll puke a piece and put it on a hook
And fucking cast the shit

I'm asking that you faggot rap actors take action
And get a hall pass from this class-act shit
How the fuck I fit a axe in a satchel?
Slip capsules in the glass, you dizzy rascal
Party staff baffled, asking where her ass go
In my room redefining the meaning of black holes
Before I suck it up. But hurry
I got nuts to bust, and butts to fuck, and ups to shut
And sluts to fucking uppercut
It's OF, buttercup, go ahead, fuck with us

Without a doubt
A sure-fire way to get your mother fucked
Asked for a couple bucks
Shove a trumpet up her butt
Play a song, invade her thong
My dick is having guts for lunch
As well as supper, then I rummage through her ruptured cunt
Found the mustard
Fuckin' nosey neighbors notice something's up
"Whatcha doin'?"
Nothin' much
Would shout some other stuff
Gotta fucking bounce
Guess the bouncers had enough of us

"Fuck you doin'? Eat my dick! I'll eat your ass!"
"Fuck T in the ass, man"
"Ay, fuck you!"
"Fuck that nigga, man!"

Get 'em off the pavement
Whipe the dirt and vomit off
DopeBoyz hatin' but them faggots is a lot of talk
Cotton soft, pussy
Them Odd niggas is molotov
Cocktails fuckin' toss 'em into your apartment, dog
Wolf Gang, we ain't barkin', nawh
Try talkin' on a blog with your fuckin' arms cut off
Put 'em in carpet and watch 'em get auctioned off to Ace
Tell Shakes daughter we're sorry but poppa's gone, bitch

Odd Future Wolf Gang, nigga
Fuck them 2DopeBoyz, niggas
Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All,
Don't give a fuck, nigga
Stay pop, nigga
Earl, whaddup nigga?
Fuck Steve Harvey


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    General Comment

    "I'd puke a piece and put it on a hook and fuckin cast the shit."

    smschifferon November 08, 2010   Link
  • 0
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    and go on, suck it up, but hurry i've got nuts to bust and butts to fuck and ups to shut and sluts to fucking uppercut

    baronvonbadguyon November 18, 2010   Link
  • 0
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    this is such a dirty goddamn track. i can't get enough of earl's rhymes.

    baronvonbadguyon November 18, 2010   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    should be:

    "Poke Catholics in the ass with swords"

    "I puke a piece and put it on a hook and fuckin cast the shit"

    "in my room, redefining the meaning of black holes"

    "hurry i've got nuts to busy and butts to fuck and ups to shut and sluts to fuckin uppercut"

    "found the mustard, fuckin nosy neighbors know that somethings up"

    benk0202on November 21, 2010   Link
  • 0
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    *nuts to bust

    benk0202on November 21, 2010   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    "The Ace'll tell Shake's daughter we're sorry but papa's gone"

    kren1712on January 15, 2011   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    It's "ups to chuck" why would he have ups to shut?

    JamesTheMothafuckinrascalon January 27, 2011   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    "big lips was in the Attic Arms with an addict's arm"

    Attic Arms is a gun store

    mikebigguhon February 11, 2011   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    definitely ups to chuck... not ups to shut.

    jjjonatronon March 24, 2011   Link
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    One of the best first lines of any track ever. free earl

    velvetvoiceson March 27, 2011   Link

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