Lovesick Diagnostician (Dr. Yang)

Dr. Yang, help me mend this broken heart
You got to help me, Doc, I don't know where to start
When she walked right out that door
Left me crying on the floor
She says she's only going to the store...
Dr. Yang, what's the lovesick diagnosis?
'Cause she says she cannot cope with my neurosis
You would think I had chronic halitosis
Dr. Yang
Dr. Yang, now her voicemail box is full
And she won't call me, I'm feeling like a fool
The last time I saw her in her car
I threw her shit out in the yard
Locked her out and headed to the bar...
Dr. Yang, what's the lovesick diagnosis?
'Cause she says she cannot cope with my neurosis
I could always hurt myself, Doctor, she knows this
Dr. Yang
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't get back my girlfriend!
Dr. Yang, if you can't fix my heart and head
Actually, there is something you could do instead
Call my girlfriend from your number
Explain that you're a Doctor
Tell her that I love her so
She hurt me more than she could know
And even with all your degrees
There's nothing you could do for me
And she won't have to block my number anymore!
Dr. Yang! Da-da-da-da-da
Dr. Yang! Da-da-da-da-da
Dr. Yang!
I'm gonna kill myself tonight
Tell her that
Dr. Yang!