In regards to the meaning of this song:
Before a live performance on the EP Five Stories Falling, Geoff states “It’s about the last time I went to visit my grandmother in Columbus, and I saw that she was dying and it was the last time I was going to see her. It is about realizing how young you are, but how quickly you can go.”
That’s the thing about Geoff and his sublime poetry, you think it’s about one thing, but really it’s about something entirely different. But the lyrics are still universal and omnipresent, ubiquitous, even. So relatable. That’s one thing I love about this band. I also love their live performances, raw energy and Geoff’s beautiful, imperfectly perfect vocals. His voice soothes my aching soul.
Ah yeah, I'm back bitches.
Women are equal and they deserve respect
Just kidding,
They should suck my dick.
Vagina
What!
Vagina
What!
I wanna have sex with your vagina!
Uhh!
Vagina
What!
Vagina
What!
2 + 2 = Vagina
My love is like lightening.
It gives girls orgasms.
My dick is like an airplane.
It gives girls orgasms.
I’m the Wayne Gretsky of sexual stuff.
I’m the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.
I’m the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
I’m the Shakespeare of enormous cock.
I’m the Helen Keller of having sex.
No wait that’s a bad example.
Why did my penis cross the road?
To get to the other…
Vagina
What!
Vagina
What!
I wanna have sex with your vagina!
Uhh!
Vagina
What!
Vagina
What!
E= McVagina
I’ve got a present for you right here
Actually it’s not a present, it’s my penis!
And I like to call it the spear
Cause spears are long and hard, like my penis
I don’t like it when you talk.
Cause that just means you aren’t sucking my penis.
Love is for girls and gays.
If you want to be with me it goes 1 of 2 ways.
Either you have sex with me
Or you have sex with me
I have really good sex moves
That I learned in China
I’m a sexual tiger
And I feed on vagina
Roar
Vagina
What!
Vagina
What!
I wanna have sex with your vagina!
Uhh!
Vagina
What!
Vagina
What!
What time is it? Vagina
What’s the difference between a girls mouth and her vagina?
There is none.
I want my penis to be in both those things.
I’m a good sex man.
Girls love my sex.
I’m a good sex man.
Cause my sex is the best.
I’m like Jean Claude van Dam
But instead of fighting people, I have sex with them.
Women are equal and they deserve respect
Just kidding,
They should suck my dick.
Vagina
What!
Vagina
What!
I wanna have sex with your vagina!
Uhh!
Vagina
What!
Vagina
What!
2 + 2 = Vagina
My love is like lightening.
It gives girls orgasms.
My dick is like an airplane.
It gives girls orgasms.
I’m the Wayne Gretsky of sexual stuff.
I’m the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.
I’m the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
I’m the Shakespeare of enormous cock.
I’m the Helen Keller of having sex.
No wait that’s a bad example.
Why did my penis cross the road?
To get to the other…
Vagina
What!
Vagina
What!
I wanna have sex with your vagina!
Uhh!
Vagina
What!
Vagina
What!
E= McVagina
I’ve got a present for you right here
Actually it’s not a present, it’s my penis!
And I like to call it the spear
Cause spears are long and hard, like my penis
I don’t like it when you talk.
Cause that just means you aren’t sucking my penis.
Love is for girls and gays.
If you want to be with me it goes 1 of 2 ways.
Either you have sex with me
Or you have sex with me
I have really good sex moves
That I learned in China
I’m a sexual tiger
And I feed on vagina
Roar
Vagina
What!
Vagina
What!
I wanna have sex with your vagina!
Uhh!
Vagina
What!
Vagina
What!
What time is it? Vagina
What’s the difference between a girls mouth and her vagina?
There is none.
I want my penis to be in both those things.
I’m a good sex man.
Girls love my sex.
I’m a good sex man.
Cause my sex is the best.
I’m like Jean Claude van Dam
But instead of fighting people, I have sex with them.
Lyrics submitted by thebutcheress
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Jon Lajoie is fucking hilarious!! I heard and watched everything he made and it is just priceless. Once i heard this tho...i laughed so hard, i thought i was going to throw up Funny shit man.
Agreed!! Jon Lajoie is fucking madd!
This is my favorite jon lajoie song, only because it's so random.
"I've got a present for you right here. Actually it's not a present. It's my penis!"
Only on the internet can you find stuff like that! I was browsing through iTunes and i saw a song called "show me your genitals" and of course I had to hear it!
I think I'm getting older. I just read my comment and was about to post a reply thinking it was someone else.
I have this song on my iPod, and I started to play it without realizing I didn't have headphones in, so it just started blasting out. The worst part?... I was in school. The whole classroom 'VAGINA!' coming from my iPod. Yeah...
whole classroom *heard