Zombie Jamboree

Well now, back to back, belly to belly,
Well, I don't give a damn,
Cause I done that already,
Back to back, belly to belly,
At the zombie jamboree.

Zombie jamboree took place,
In a New York cemetery,
Zombie jamboree took place,
In Long Island cemetery,
Zombies from all parts of the island,
Some of them are great Calypsonians,
Since the season was carnival,
They got together in bacchanal.

One female zombie wouldn't behave,
She say she want me for a slaves,
In the one hand,
She's holding a quart of wine,
In the other,
She's pointing that she'll be mine,
Well, believe me, folks, I had to run,
A husband of a zombie ain't no fun,
I says, oh no, my turtle dove,
That old bag of bones I cannot love.

Right then and there,
She raise her feet,
I'm a’ going to catch you now,
My sweet,
I'm gonna make you call me,
Sweetie pie,
I says, oh no, get back, you lie,
I may be lying but you will see,
After you kiss this dead zombie,
Well, I never seen,
Such a horror in my life,
Can you imagine me,
With a zombie wife?

Back to back, belly to belly,
Well, I don't give a damn,
Cause I done that already,
Back to back, belly to belly,
At the zombie jamboree.