My friend's goal in life
Is to one day go to Venus
All I want is a wife
And a fully functional penis

I look for some romance
And I see a damn fine dame
She turns and looks at my pants
Oh, I think I just came

I want
A fully functional penis

You were mine, and I was yours
Our lives held so much luck
But you ran right out, slamming all my doors
'Cause I couldn't get it up

Oh how I wish, that I could take a piss
Without pain, I want to be dead
Pick up a chick, no she won't touch my dick
I got a dog to suck on my head

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