[Chorus: ]
He's the alphabet pony
He's the alphabet pony

Phony monkey toy money lose end soda hands
Pink plastic Jesus on the dashboard
Just say it

[Chorus: ]

No fun not happy got no money need a friend
A volcano dish on a mountaintop to live it

[Chorus: Repeat 2X]

Cancel Sunday
Cancel Monday
Don't look at me
I've been running on a no-tomorrow road at great speed
N-n-n-need a punch
A pop a bang
A different song
Like a nice new home
Needs a mean stray dog

[Chorus: Repeat 2X]

Oh we go up down
Up down up down town again
We like the walk the talk
Don't stop and fall into the quicksand
Sharp teeth dry heat
Can't breach too many sins
Don't forget my cigarettes
And get something that we can drink

[Chorus: Repeat 2X]


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  • +4
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    i'm so glad i looked these lyrics up, i've been thinking it's "like a nice new pope, needs a meat straight dong" :| :| :| :|

    isayiceageon March 06, 2009   Link
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    Alphabet pony - reminds me of those alphabet blocks that kids play with that usually have a horse or a pony on one side of them.

    When I read these lyrics I picture this as the alphabet pony seeing the life of a poor family through it's own eyes.

    The alphabet pony goes everywhere with the little boy, so he experiences the dirty "soda hands" of the boy, he thinks the stuffed monkey is "phoney", he sees the jesus on the dashboard of a poor family trying to hold onto their faith.

    I think the last two verses are more about the single mom (you can tell I've thought about this) who is scatterbrained and can't seem to settle into a routine, probably works a crazy schedule (hence the cancel sunday cancel monday). The Mom works hard for what they have but struggles to get by; the boy and the Mom walk the town and she buys cigarettes and something to drink.

    They have an okay life.

    pendulumofloveon May 23, 2008   Link
  • +1
    General Comment

    My favourite :)

    ThrowMyHeartUpon February 25, 2008   Link
  • +1
    General Comment

    isnt the pink plastic jesus think in one of jack johnson's songs?

    highwire66on January 08, 2009   Link
  • +1
    General Comment

    Instead of n-n-n-need a punch I think it's "and now I need a punch" but I could be wrong

    wyattmarkron August 15, 2011   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    ps. I think it's 'pink plastic jesus on the dashboard'. That's the line that stood out at me the first time I heard it.

    ThrowMyHeartUpon February 26, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    hah yeah that makes more sense. i changed it :)

    silkstoneson February 27, 2008   Link
  • 0
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    these lyrics are so wrong i don't know where to begin. buy the album and check out the lyrics from the booklet then fix this please!

    mrs-mojo-risinon April 18, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    Yeah, they totally are!

    For example, it says, "fall into the QUICKSAND". and "Like a nice new HOME needs a mean stray dog".

    What's the real point of this song? I love it, but it's a bit random, like something Peaches would sing.

    celebMon April 23, 2008   Link
  • 0
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    What does this even mean? I'm so confused!

    thison May 15, 2008   Link

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