Do you ever have difficulty falling asleep?
Do you wake up feeling tired and disoriented?
Do you find it hard to maintain
Energy throughout the day?
If so, you may be the victim
Of what doctors call vitamin A deficiency

Vitamin A is the most important
Ingredient in maintaining
An active and healthy lifestyle
And is obviously more important
Than vitamins B or C
Because it's the first letter of the alphabet
That's why we invented Vitafin

Take it once every hour
Vitafin can provide 20% of your FDA
Recommended daily vitamin A requirement
And the results speak for themselves

Well I asked my doctor if I was
In danger of a vitamin A deficiency
He told me he wasn't
Then I asked him about Vitafin
He said not only was it completely unnecessary
But, that it's illegal in 45 states
And pending a massive lawsuit
By the department of health
And human services
Well, I was never one to listen to doctors
And I'm glad I didn't this time
Vitafin saved my life

Not only does Vitafin save lives
But, it increases your energy
Improves your focus
And can even enhance sexual performance

Possible side effects include:
Nausea, headaches, sore throat, dry mouth
Coughing, vertigo, wheezing, psoriasis
Chicken pox, attention deficit disorder, excessive nipple growth
Anal leakage, genital mutation, artificial pregnancy
Polio, premature ejaculation, diarrhea
Excessive vaginal discharge, lupus, male impotence
Abortions, AIDS, color blindness, leprosy
Second degree burns, loss of bladder control, seizures
Irreversible facial scarring, low birth weights, bowel cancer
And more often than not, genital herpes

Don't bother consulting your doctor about Vitafin
Because all doctors do is lie
And try to steal your money

Vitafin, because how can you afford not to?

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