I'd Rather Eat Bees

I'm not any body's baby.
I'm not any body's gal.
Well, you can buy me a beer.
Take me out on the town.
But I'd rather eat bees than hold your hand.
Oh, I'm not any body's gal.
I can't stand to hear your wailin'.
I'm not here to ease your pain.
Well, you can tell me I'm cool
And that I just don't care
But your tears of water run down my beer.
No, I won't run my fingers through your despair.
Oh, no.
I don't need someone to save me.
My salvation's at the bar.
You said, "Baby, maybe,
we could feel a lil' more!"
Gosh, I never heard that line before.
But I don't want your cumbersome lonely heart.
Oh, no.
Don't call me when you're feelin' alone
Cuz I'll laugh in your face and then hang up the phone.
Just send me a bottle and let me be on my own.
Oh, yeah.
Now I'm not any body's baby.
I don't need to find a man.
You keep tellin' me,
"Lovey, you need someone who understands!"
But I'd rather kiss the bottom of a garbage can.
No, thanks. I feel pretty good just the way that I am.
Oh, yeah.
No, I'm not any body's gal.