5-5-5 For Filmstars

Sitting across from my guidance counselor,
If not my problems tell me, what do you see?
I wish I was in California,
I’m sure it’s as beautiful as it looks on the screen.
I’ll have money to burn from the coke club gold card,
Cuts from the doormen who only hear me out ‘cause I’m wealthy,
Numbers that start 5 5 5 for film stars,
The shows and the parties America, cares about is that healthy?
Taking the Birch in a gold card day-spa,
Where every sentence ends with I know what you mean,
I’m taking the place of my guidance counselor,
Now always toe to toe with the powers that be.
Understand that it’s not me.
I’ll say what you want for the whole half-hour,
The facts aren’t important I only hear you out, ‘cause you pay me,
Something about 5 5 5 for films stars,
The shows and the parties America, hear me now can you help me.