I’m crippled by a simple decision
And possibly gifted by a vision.
I’ve made my choice- I’ll stand by.
I’ll take one more bite then lay down and die.

…And that one treasure,
Thick golden crust and a layer of cheese.
I’ll face the consequences
OF MY UNQUENCHABLE NEED!

I’m crippled. I’m crippled.
I’m crippled by pizza.
I’m crippled. I’m crippled
And I can’t go on.

I CAN’T RESIST SO I PERSIST IN THIS.
So delicious, pizza’s powerful taste.
I seek, strike and consume it every day.
It’s shattered my colon and made me too fat to breathe.

I’M CRIPPLED! I’M CRIPPLED!
I’M CRIPPLED BY EACH SLICE! SLICE! SLICE!
I’M CRIPPLED! I’M CRIPPLED!
I’M CRIPPLED AND I CAN’T GO ON!

I’M CRIPPLED! I’M CRIPPLED!
I’M CRIPPLED BY EACH SLICE! SLICE! SLICE!
I’M CRIPPLED! I’M CRIPPLED!
I’M CRIPPLED AND I CAN’T GO ON!

My hunger, it hurts me
Just to turn around and flirt with me.
Each slice a paradise
But in the end I’m twice the size.
I’ve made a choice that I’ll stand by,
I’ll take one more bite then I’ll lay down and die.

PIZZA!
PIZZA!
I WANT PIZZA!
JUST GIVE ME SOME FUCKING PIZZA!

"It's a pizza party!"


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    I hope to god this song s about getting diarrhea from eating too much pizza. I love this band.

    Javspriteon April 10, 2007   Link
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    Clearly this song is about the love/hate relationship that Nathan has with pizza. It's delicious, but it makes him a fat fuck! I'd like to think that we all have the same relationship with this siren of a baked good.

    TheGenieon April 20, 2007   Link
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    So cool. I've been waiting for this site to get some damn Pizza EP lyrics up! Thank you.

    xtuffxon July 15, 2007   Link
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    I suppose I should have checked back more than every three months but yeah.

    xtuffxon July 15, 2007   Link
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    So many memories of being insanely hooked on to the sound that is at the start of the song and throughout it. You guys know what I'm talking about, the guitar. The bass plays some nice parts in this song also if you listen enough. =)

    SomeNameon August 18, 2007   Link
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    It's even better when the piano charms in also.

    SomeNameon August 18, 2007   Link
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    This is my fave song offa the Pizza EP. It's just so catchy.

    And the "It's a Pizza Party!" part kills me everytime.

    BludgeonedExistenceon October 25, 2007   Link
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    It's a Pizza Party!

    MaxHon March 25, 2009   Link

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