"Strap On That Jammy Pac" as written by and Michael Melchiondo Aaron Freeman....
Strap on that there jammy pac
Get a grip on your soul
Sip on that there family flask,
And I'll guide you towards the door
She don't feed me in the mornin
And I cant take no more
So strap on that there jammy pac,
And get up off my floor

Strap on that there jammy pac
And slide a double dime my way
Dry off your distributor cap,
And hip me to the game you play
She's jonesin' for a jammy
With a girl that I call tammy,
So strap on that there jammy pac,
Its time for you to pay

Strap on that there jammy pac
She hypnotized one dude
Stains you like a heart attack
Van winkle says fuck you.
Never made me no supper
A boy like me needs it, too
So strap on that there jammy pac,
Its time to pay your due

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"Strapon That Jammy Pac" as written by Michael Melchiondo Aaron Freeman

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    General Commenti think this song is about the scotch gaurd bong so elegantly displayed on the cover
    decryptoron April 06, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis song makes me wonder what a jammy pac is.
    The Minutemanon December 27, 2008   Link
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    General CommentThis is one of my favorite ween songs off of my favorite ween album. This is what I always thought this song was about. It's kind of freaking so if you find the below disturbing you should go listen to Janet Jackson.

    This song is about a guy who finds out his girlfriend is a lesbian and is going to leave him for another
    woman. They spend one last night together as lovers and the guy asks the girl what it's like to be a
    lesbian so he suggests she try her strap-on (ie Jammy Pac) on him. The girl doesn't want to do it, but the guy eventually forces her too with emotional black mail.

    Then the guy realizes the girl is a total loser and hates her for the rest of his life while secretly loving her.

    It's really beautiful if you think about it! L.

    The first three songs on The Pod are all about low-life losers and their ghetto poverty behavior. I wonder who "Frank" was based on?

    PS: I always thought the line was: "I'll have beef chimichanga man" not "Dry off your distributor cap" Chimichangas make multiple appearances on the whole album.... I'm probably wrong though!

    I also thought

    "Strap on that Jammy Pac
    She hypnotized one dude
    Stains you like a heart attack"


    "Strap On That Jammy Pac
    "It won't hypnotize you, if you do.
    "It hits you like a heart attack"
    theterrorofmechagodzillaon April 10, 2010   Link
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    General CommentI always thought the line "She hypnotized one dude" was "She's hip to tae kwon doooo"
    Billy Pilgrim, unstuck in timeon September 08, 2016   Link

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