I don't dig a lot of the establishment
Well, your ideas and values
They may work for you, but
They don't all work for me
As far as I'm concerned
Some are with it, and well, some aren't

Hmm, that's a hard one to say
It's hard to say, I'd say
Well, wash your ass every day
Wash your whole body every day
And brush your breath at least 2 or 3 times a day
With your teeth and then you know, wash the face

Do any of these things prevent venereal disease
Besides the rubbers?

Carry some of your herbal or salt
Or pepper around in your pocket
Stuff, it opens up in your pocket
And gets mixed up with your lint cotton
Or mess with the flavor
'Cause when you take the herb
And put it in your mouth
Then you gonna be eatin' somethin'
Then you got little strings of lint
Pullin' on your teeth
So you just take it out
And use the string for flossin'

That's far out
What do you feel is the best way to
To keep from getting a
A chick pregnant?
I mean
I mean, what do you do?

Well, you need different pairs of socks
You know, some times you need the colored socks
That's if you're gonna wear one pair of socks
To hide your dirt
Then every, every
Every other couple of days, I mean
You wear the white sock
You can wear them probably 1 or 2 days
Until you try to walk around
And they get caught in the carpet
Then the dirt used up from the carpet
Gets up into your sock
Then you get the little black spots on the side

Or you can go and you get, you know
The different types
There's other types of socks
That's made for shoes
But then they get funky
And your feet start sweatin' and stuff
Or you can get sweat socks
That grab the sweat so they won't be funk
And you get the powder into put it in
So you won't get the funk or the funky feet
Or that little feet and the stink is you have to be the funk
'Cause when you die you go back to the funk
And if you got sock funk you got to be funky
'Cause it stinkin'
Or something ran up in your ass
And just died

Lyrics submitted by delial

Herbs, Good Hygiene & Socks song meanings
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    My OpinionThe character might not like social conventions, but they're definitely not rebels. They follow rules sarcastically and conscientiously. And they know their breath mints, shower gels and clothes detergent, and their rubbers and all the things they need not to stand out (bad smell = metaphor?)
    floodlineon January 18, 2009   Link
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    General CommentWhere is this song? I can't seem to find it anywhere =(
    Lester_91on June 06, 2009   Link

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