Pumpkin Soccer
Pumpkin Soccer
Pumpkin Soccer
Pumpkin Soccer...
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One day I went outside with my ice skates on,
gonna play some soccer and have some fun.
But I couldn't find a soccer ball,
just a lonely pumpkin in a bathroom stall.

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I picked up the pumped and
I kicked it real hard (real hard.)
I watched my pumpkin sail
across the yard (the yard.)
It said "Whatcha doin'
you fat piece of lard?"
(Piece of lard)
I guess my pumpkin was a retard
(A retard.)

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Pumpkin was flying
straight to through the sky,
but that's when my pumpkin
started to die.
It shattered to pieces when it hit the ground.
How sad, my pumpkin is no longer 'round

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