Oh! My Girl, Oh My God! [English]

You’re really pretty, so if you keep your mouth shut, there's no problems.
But if you open your mouth, you start saying really stupid things.
Like that Europe is not a continent, that ponies don’t grow up into horses
Please don't read "ennichi" as "midori no hi" and say that a dozen is "5 to 10 things *heart*"
Sometimes, my heart that loves you draws a blank
But you’re so stunning everyone turns to look at you; it would be a shame if I dumped you.
Oh! My Girl, whose figure is so beautiful, please don’t say anything! I will stay by your side. Let’s just watch the news together.
That may be what I say now, but it’s not like I know anything and everything.
Pretending I’m intellectual everyday is wearing me out.
I don’t have the courage to introduce you to my friends
Because you’re even more naïve than I am.
Oh, my God! Don’t say anything. Love doesn’t need words
Let’s just burst forth our infuriating dance.
Sometimes I get a little tired of you, but your smile sure is pretty.
I’ll toss you money, so let’s be together forever.