Always Tell The Voter What The Voter Wants To Hear

Always tell the voter what the voter wants to hear
Welcome to never mind the ballots
The phone lines are now open
If youd like to put a question to the candidates the number to ring is 0532779463
You want jobs? I've got jobs
Hospitals? top of my list
Tax cuts and platform shoes
For every small businessman
Just give me your vote
Just give me your vote
Schools, prisons? Of course well build them
Condoms for the american GIs
Nuclear reactors breed like rabbits
Police oppression? you can have it, sir
Just give me your vote
Put your cross in the box
Hello, we've got our first caller
Your name's Martin, hello Martin
You disagreed with our stated policy
Well Martin to tell you the truth I couldn't agree with you more
I think it's outrageous, disgusting
But unlike my colleague on my right, were the party who say what we do, do what we say
You can bank on us martin
Good evening, Shirley
I'm so glad that you've rung
The matter is as dear to me as it is to you
Give me four years and I'll get right down to it
Because unlike my little balding colleague on my left, we dont make promises we cant keep
You still there, martin?
Good, just one more thing

Give us your vote
You want houses? See me afterwards
Want my autograph? See my bodyguard
Pre-election budget handouts
You want a war? No problem
Just give me your vote