¿Qué pensarán de nosotros en Japón-pon?
Debe ser bueno Lo que piensan en Japón-pon
Ricky la pegó con el chiqui-bon-bon
Y hasta en Hong-Kong se escucha reggaetón-ton

(Estúpido, Hong-Kong es en China)
No importa pero pegó la fucking gasolina
Pegó la fucking gasolina más que en Carolina
Y se la empujamos monga sin vaselina
Y se la empujamos monga sin margarina
Y se la empujamos monga, bien monga

Yo me llevo a la chinita con to' y sombrilla
La monto en la carretilla
Y la llevo a pasear por encima de los bonsái
Después paramos en Shanghái a comer chicken-patai
(Estúpilo, eso es tailandés)
No importa si es Tailandés, Chino o Japonés
To's son iguales, to' hablan al revés
To's son iguales, todo' hablan enreda'o
Con los ojos achina'o y comen senta'u
Sin zapatos se sientan a comer asopa'o de gato
Y si no hay gato en el plato pues comen pincho 'e perro
(La carne de pelo tiene mucho, mucho hielo)
¿Mucho hierro? (mucho hielo)
¿Hierro? (hielo)
¿Hierro? (hielo)

¿Qué pensarán de nosotros en Japón-pon?
Debe ser bueno Lo que piensan en Japón-pon
Ricky la pegó con el chiqui-bon-bon
Y hasta en Hong-Kong se escucha reggaetón-ton

(Estúpido, Hong-Kong es en China)
No importa pero pegó la fucking gasolina
Pegó la fucking gasolina más que en Carolina
Y se la empujamos monga sin vaselina
Y se la empujamos monga sin margarina
Y se la empujamos monga, bien monga

Yo lo que sé es que están duros en la acrobacia
En el ping-pong y en la gimnasia
También se que se han inventa'o
To' lo que te venden en una farmacia
Y que cuando le haces un favor
Bajan la cabeza sin decir gracias
(Eso es parte de nuestra cultula)
¿La cultura? (la cultula) ¿La cultura?
(Estúpilo, cual e' tu estupiles)
(Allá en Puerto Rico hablan mal también)
(Además, allá en Puerto Rico son tolos unos blutos)
(No son astutos, nosotros en Japón somos)
(Matemáticos, algebraicos, cálculo, precálculo, supercálculo)
(Bueno, eso es lo que yo calculo)

Esta bien pero en Puerto Rico hay más nalgas y más culos
Más muslos y más caderas
Allá en Japón lo que hay es una fucking chumbera
Ustedes los Japoneses son como el pollo Picú
Amarillento y pellejú
Papi, te quedaste en cero, capicú
¿Donde esta el cálculo ahora?
(Esta bien, pero en Japón nosotros sabemos Karate)
Aquí en Puerto Rico no importa, te metemos con un bate
(Yo quiero comer aloz, aloz flito)

¿Qué pensarán de nosotros en Japón-pon?
Debe ser bueno Lo que piensan en Japón-pon
Ricky la pegó con el chiqui-bon-bon
Y hasta en Hong-Kong se escucha reggaetón-ton
¿Qué pensarán de nosotros en Japón-pon?
Debe ser bueno Lo que piensan en Japón-pon
Ricky la pegó con el chiqui-bon-bon
Y hasta en Hong-Kong se escucha reggaetón-ton

(Estúpido, Hong-Kong es en China)
No importa pero pegó la fucking gasolina
Pegó la fucking gasolina más que en Carolina
Y se la empujamos monga sin vaselina
Y se la empujamos monga sin margarina
Y se la empujamos monga, bien monga


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    It is a funny song. The question is: what japan think of us (puertoricans).

    sugar magnoliaon May 19, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    what the hell is this?

    jidsinthewayfan365on March 08, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    this song is damn funny xDDD

    Cheesecakieon April 11, 2007   Link
  • 0
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    Que pensarán de nosotros en Japón-pon -What do they think of us in Japan-pan Debe ser bueno Lo que piensan en Japón-pon

    • It must be good what they think on Japan-pan Ricky la pegó con el chiqui-bon-bon
    • Ricky hit it with the chiki-bom-bom Y hasta en Hong-Kong se escucha reggaetón-ton -And even in Hong-Kong u listen to reggaeton-ton (Estúpido, Hong-Kong es en China!) -(Jerk, Hong-Kong is in China!) No importa pero pegó la fucking gasolina
    • Doesn't matter but the fucking gasolina was success

    Después paramos en Shangai a comer chicken-patai -Afterwards we stop in Shagai to eat chiken-patai (Estúpilo, eso es tailandés!)

    • (Jerk, that is from thailand) No importa si es tailandés, chino o japonés
    • Doesn't matter if it is thailand, chinese or japanese To's son iguales, to's hablan alrevés
    • 'ey're all the same, they all speak backwards To's son iguales, todos hablan enreda'o
    • 'ey are all the same, they talk all mixed up Con los ojos achina'o y comen senta'o
    • With the chinese-like eyes and 'ey eat sitting down Sin zapatos se sientan a comer asopao de gato
    • without shoes they sit down to eat cat asopao Y si no hay gato en el plato pues comen pincho 'e perro
    • If there is no cat on the plate, then they eat dog's dicks.

    También se que se han inventa'o

    • They hay also invented To' lo que te venden en una farmacia
    • Everything u buy in a drugstore Y que cuando le haces un favor
    • and when u make them a favor Bajan la cabeza sin decir gracias
    • they lower their heads without saying thanks etc etc go and translate it in google (well, translators sux but are much quicker ;)
    Cheesecakieon April 11, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    God, who else writes stuff like this, NOBODY!!, My dudes, Calle 13 FOREVER! Lovem'

    unraveledon June 15, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    I love this song, I think it's hillarious. Calle 13 is such a unique and charismatic band, I bet they are fantastic live.

    mangorifficon July 24, 2007   Link

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