if you see your mirror
avoid the limelight
see the firefight
in the mirror

if your reflection pales
kick your dad in the groin
he will cry in pain
laugh in his face and his groin

i filmed a video


when you open the door on your marital status
tell your wife that you really really care
tell her that if she doesnt make you dinner
you'll feed her to a bear and kick her in the groin

Lyrics submitted by philtheman

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