I've got a rabbit, it likes to hop
I've got a girl and she likes to shop
The other foot looks like it won't drop
I had an uncle and he got shot

Is this greeting the type that's meant for me?
Are you part of this kakistocracy?

This ringing in my ears won't stop
I've got a red Japanese tea-pot
I've got a pen but I lost the top
I've got so many things you haven't got

Our fellow's craft is just not for sharing
He's not an intimate secretary

I've got a rabbit it likes to hop
I've got a girl and she likes to shop
The other foot looks like it won't drop
I had an uncle but he got shot

Then on rubble of scummest malarchy
Down with luck we'll see ecclesiarchy
Our fellow's craft is just not for sharing
He's not an intimate secretary

The ex-archives inspector inquisitor (this ringing in my ears won't stop)
The demockery lust streets master (I've got a red Japanese tea-pot)
Are you part of this kakistocracy? (I've got a pen but I lost the top)
Is this greeting the type that's meant for me? (I've got so many things you haven't got)


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Intimate Secretary Lyrics as written by John Anthony White Brendan Benson

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    oohh I LOVE these guys, and this song! but i think it's malarkey, not malarchy..? cause I looked it up, and to my surprise, malarchy isn't a word (I thought it was..?) and yeah that last verse is pretty hard to understand

    haha "i've got so many things you haven't got" I like taht

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