Push the Eagles Stomach

Mustache.

This only seems to be the first half of the song.

mustache mustache mustache mustache

i don't wannna know your name my vice grips i don't wanna know your name bad vice cops i don't wanna know your name the prescription doesn't scan we start shrinking when we hit that grill you know we will don't beat around the black jack night don't beat around the black jack night don't beat around the black jack night don't beat around the black jack night (my brain hurts, you're own your own from here)

the "we start shrinking" part comes from the Wendy's training video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=EnkW6JJZSgE at about 3:13.

Holy shit, sarcophaga is right! Thats amazing

i think it's "my tv's louder than yours, my grandma's blacker than yours" but hey it might just be me.

anyways. this song is oddly sexy, just the groove of it.

I also think it's "The carney's not my son" As well as "Don't beat around the black jack night Don't want to shave my moustache right Don't want to see my head in light Don't wanna be the sunset"

MUSTACHE!MUSTASHE!MUSTASH! sometimes i say that while walking around school

i always thought it said "black jackknife"