I sit in a yellow cubicle
And I type at an orange screen
And I'll get a raise next Tuesday
If I can keep my office clean
The women here ignore me.
They call me "Scrawny Dan"
But that's because they don't know me,
They don't know who I really am!

I AM CHEWBACCA!
I AM A WOOKIE!
I FIGHT THE EMPIRE!
I FIX THE ROBOTS!
DON'T FUCKING CROSS ME!
I AM CHEWBACCA!
IN NEED OF NO ONE!
IN WANT OF NOTHING!

I AM CHEWBACCA!
I HAVE NO HOME!
MY HOME IS WHERE MY SPIRIT GOES!
DON'T FUCKING TAUNT ME!
DON'T TAUNT CHEWBACCA!
I'LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF!
I'LL KILL YOUR FRIEND!

I think about my home planet
When I'm in the conference room.
I wear a coat and tie
But my heart is filled with gloom.
Cause that faggot on the Death Star
Would like to see me dead.
Someday I'll tear off his black helmet
And take a dump on his fuckin' head!

I AM CHEWBACCA!
I AM A WOOKIE!
I FIGHT THE EMPIRE!
ON THE MILLENNIUM FALCON!
YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME??
YOU WANT A PIECE OF CHEWBACCA??
I'M EIGHT FEET TALL!
I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!

I AM CHEWBACCA!
I'VE GOT NO HOME!
MY HOME IS WHERE MY SPIRIT GOES!
YOU CAN ALL FUCK OFF!
I AM CHEWBACCA!
KISS MY ASS!
EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!

MOTHERFUCKAAH!
MOTHERFUCKAAAH!!
MOTHERFUCKAAAAAHH!!!


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    General Commentlol

    This song is about some loser Star Wars fan who works in an office and on the weekends he pretends he is...Chewbacca from Star Wars. I think we've all known people like this...whether we like it or not.

    I'm not sure if I needed to explain this song...but it's pretty hilarious.
    ViViVanGoghon May 29, 2006   Link
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    General CommentThis song is about freedom... and stuff like that
    -Trey Parker
    RejoiceItsSusanon November 30, 2008   Link

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