dear penis, i don't think i like you anymore
you used to watch me shave now all you do is stare at the floor
oh dear penis i dont like you anymore
it used to be you n me a paper towel and a dirty magazine,
thats all we needed to get by
now it seems things have changed and i think you're the one to blame
dear penis i dont like you anymore

he sings:
dear rodney i dont think i like you anymore
cause when you get to drinking you put me places i've never been before
dear rodney i dont like you anymore
why cant we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship
and come to terms with truly how we feel
if we put our heads together we'd just stay on forever
dear penis i think like you after all


Lyrics submitted by *|Vamp|*

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  • 0
    General Commentthis song isnt even by tenacious d......
    the_clairvoyanton March 08, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Commentfirst impression of this song:
    FUNNY
    -- i love it
    i showed it to a bunch of friends
    and they listen to it now :)
    awesome song right here ! ;)
    gahahahaha.
    aShhHh.xoon May 28, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentIt's hilarious!!!!
    "if we put our heads together we'd just stay on forever"
    Ain't it the truth, ain't the truth!?
    Tyler2004durdenon January 17, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General CommentVamp forgot the last line...

    "Oh, hey Rodney, while you're shavin', shave my balls.
    jedidivemasteron March 08, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis is gross. You guys are all perverted.
    leftrighton December 05, 2011   Link
  • -1
    General CommentThis song is actually called "letter to my penis"
    zakeshon May 18, 2007   Link

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