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once upon time
on the Internet there was a guy
a very deepy flawed man
they called him Eric Bauman
he was a total asshole
and nobody knows why
he traveled all around
on the pulse of each phenomenon
from Something Awful on to Fark
with his trusty watermark
he stole and stuck it all upon
Ebaumsworld.com
it wasn't fair
to those from whom he stole
but did he care?
no not one bit
and then he had the nads
to sell some ads
what a piece of shit
oh, Eric
Eric's quite a slut
other people's work has made him rich
he hired some male prostitutes
dressed them up three-piece suits
his faithful team of lawyers
made the Internet his bitch
'til Lowtax came along
punched him in the face and banged his mom
and Mr. Bauman, quite disgraced,
had his dumb website erased
well, sadly that's a lie,
there's still an Ebaumsworld.com
but if we all join hands
and sing this song
then our call will reach the sky
and maybe Zeus and Thor
will smite that whore
I think it's worth a try
Ebaumsworld is going down
we gotta rise up from the underground
and tell Eric Bauman a thing or two
bout how stealing simply isn't cool
so right now we're making that our mission
and if that bastard doesn't listen
we'll get sick of being lawful
and brand his ass with "SOMETHING AWFUL"
on the Internet there was a guy
a very deepy flawed man
they called him Eric Bauman
he was a total asshole
and nobody knows why
he traveled all around
on the pulse of each phenomenon
from Something Awful on to Fark
with his trusty watermark
he stole and stuck it all upon
Ebaumsworld.com
it wasn't fair
to those from whom he stole
but did he care?
no not one bit
and then he had the nads
to sell some ads
what a piece of shit
oh, Eric
Eric's quite a slut
other people's work has made him rich
he hired some male prostitutes
dressed them up three-piece suits
his faithful team of lawyers
made the Internet his bitch
'til Lowtax came along
punched him in the face and banged his mom
and Mr. Bauman, quite disgraced,
had his dumb website erased
well, sadly that's a lie,
there's still an Ebaumsworld.com
but if we all join hands
and sing this song
then our call will reach the sky
and maybe Zeus and Thor
will smite that whore
I think it's worth a try
Ebaumsworld is going down
we gotta rise up from the underground
and tell Eric Bauman a thing or two
bout how stealing simply isn't cool
so right now we're making that our mission
and if that bastard doesn't listen
we'll get sick of being lawful
and brand his ass with "SOMETHING AWFUL"
Lyrics submitted by Busted
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DOWN WITH EBAUMS.
I know the guy who made the animation for this!
I know the guy who made the animation for this!
ebaumsworldsucks.com
This says how the website steals.