Ask Me Don't Axe Me

lying through my teeth on your answer phone
saying I'm fine and not alone
sure I've got problems up to here
but they're not for you to share
two times the trouble just doubles the pain
ask me don't axe me again, be friends
I have looked into your eyes
confidentially told you lies
because I don't wanna bother you
you've got yours and I still have you
two times the trouble just doubles the pain
ask me don't axe me again, be friends