I go down to the ocean
I take a walk upon your shores
I dig up a big old hairy clam
and then take out the pearl

Because it's a metaphor

I marinate your flank steak
I'll bread your jumbo shrimp
Take your little brother to the zoo
and I'll marinate your flank steak

Because it's a metaphor for fucking (x2)

I'll be the lounge band on your cruise ship
I'll fuck you with my dick
I'll put my magic wand inside your car
Then I'll marinate your flank steak

Because it's a metaphor for flank steak (x2)

Flank steak is delicious
wish I was eating it right now
and every time that I see one
wanna tittyfuck the flank steak

Because it's a metaphor for fucking flank steak (x2)

Love is such a mystery...

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    General Commenthahahaha.
    my only question is, where are the dudes in this?
    thisparapeton June 05, 2006   Link
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    General CommentWho is singing in this?
    feel me loudon January 15, 2007   Link
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    General Commentthat's totally Andy singing. bahaha, it sounds just like his jack johnson impersonation on snl for the fake JJ Casuals commercial.

    "JJ Casuals - the shoes that look like feet" ::strums::

    Jack Johnson even put it on his website. hilarious.
    offlikeapromdresson March 01, 2007   Link

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