"Instant Weight Loss" as written by Ronald D Mael and Russell Craig Mael....
Don't play that riff
Don't play that riff
Don't play that riff
That takes me back
Instant weight loss

There was a girl why
She called me Fats
But in one night
Instant weight loss

One night, one steamy night
I'd lose a kilo each hour
In ten nights, ten steamy nights
And figure a kilo each hour
Instant weight loss

Then came this guy
Some foreign name
Had chubby hands
Wore lots of chains
Instant weight loss

That's it
What's done is done
Erase the past if you can
With ice cream, with coconut pie
In less than a week I'd undone
Instant weight loss

Don't play that riff
She sang that riff
All through the night
It's coming back
I've gained an ounce
I've gained a pound
Another pound
I've gained a ton

So last July
This girl pulls up
Blonde hair, so what
She says "hey Fats"
Instant weight loss

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"Instant Weight Loss" as written by Russell Craig Mael Ronald D Mael

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    General CommentA gentleman of ample body contour is insulted by a gorgeous woman. Our Hefty Hero begins a campaign to lose weight and wins the heart of Ms. Gorgeous, who dumps him for a gold-chained, pomade-haired lounge lizard. Our hero is so disheartened he pigs out and gains back all the weight he lost in order to impress this woman.
    CuteSparkinaon November 23, 2006   Link

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