This is a sequel to 2001's "Reckless Abandon", and features the band looking back on their clumsy youth fondly.
[C] OK! I'm a cheerleader now!
[Chorus]
[D&C]
U.G.L.Y.
You ain't got no alibi you ugly! Eh! Hey! You ugly [X4]
[C] I saw you walking down the street just the other day
[C] I didn't see your damage from that far away
[C] I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
[C] You walked up to me with your buck teeth a gleaming
[C] Your hair is all frizzy and your face is a mess
[C] I thought it was a sack but it's your favorite dress
[C] You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
[C] I don't mean to insult you
[C] Oh wait! Yes I do.
[D] Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mould
[D] You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
[C] When looks were handed out you were last in line
[C] Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
[D] Did you fall off a building and land on your head?
[D) Or did a truck run over your face instead?
[C] There ain't no pill, cause you ain't ill
[D&C] You're ugly!
[Chorus]
[D&C] U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly [X2]
[D] What you really need is to wear a mask
[D] And book that plastic surgeon fast - (Girl)
[C] You're scary - You're hairy I heard about you
[C] You're the main attraction at the city zoo
[D] You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
[D] When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab
[C] (Heh You'r funny)
[D] (I Know)
[D] You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
[D] And with hair like that you should be wearin' a wig
[C] Uncle Fester remember him? I never knew that you had a twin!
[D] You can't disguise your googly eyes
[D] In the Miss Ugly pageant you win first prize
[C] Yo mama say you ugly
[D&C] You ugly!
[Chorus]
[D&C] U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi you ugly! Eh! Hey! You ugly [X2]
U.G.L.Y [X7]
[D]Get busy [X9]
[C] Yo mama says your ugly
[D] Get busy
[C] Yo mama says your ugly
[D] Get busy
[C] Yo mama says your ugly
[D] Get busy
[D&C] Your ugly!
[D&C] U.U.U.U.
[D] Now I feel like blondie
[D&C] U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi you ugly! Eh! Hey! You ugly [X2]
[D] Quasimodo
[C] Camel breath
[D] Squarehead
[D&C] Ugly!
[C] Chicken legs
[D] Pig face
[C] Chin like bubba
[D&C] Ugly!
[D] Fish lips
[C] Toad licker
[D] Poindexter
[D&C] Ugly!
[C] Spaghetti arms
[D] Limp butt
[D&C] Freak show... ugly!
[D&C] U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi you ugly!
Eh! Hey! You ugly [X1]
[D&C] U.G.L.Y
[C] You could make an onion cry
[D&C] U.G.L.Y
[D] Like an alien chased by the F.B.I.
U.G.L.Y [X7]
U ain't got no alibi
[D&C] Ugly!
[Chorus]
[D&C]
U.G.L.Y.
You ain't got no alibi you ugly! Eh! Hey! You ugly [X4]
[C] I saw you walking down the street just the other day
[C] I didn't see your damage from that far away
[C] I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
[C] You walked up to me with your buck teeth a gleaming
[C] Your hair is all frizzy and your face is a mess
[C] I thought it was a sack but it's your favorite dress
[C] You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
[C] I don't mean to insult you
[C] Oh wait! Yes I do.
[D] Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mould
[D] You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
[C] When looks were handed out you were last in line
[C] Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
[D] Did you fall off a building and land on your head?
[D) Or did a truck run over your face instead?
[C] There ain't no pill, cause you ain't ill
[D&C] You're ugly!
[Chorus]
[D&C] U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly [X2]
[D] What you really need is to wear a mask
[D] And book that plastic surgeon fast - (Girl)
[C] You're scary - You're hairy I heard about you
[C] You're the main attraction at the city zoo
[D] You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
[D] When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab
[C] (Heh You'r funny)
[D] (I Know)
[D] You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
[D] And with hair like that you should be wearin' a wig
[C] Uncle Fester remember him? I never knew that you had a twin!
[D] You can't disguise your googly eyes
[D] In the Miss Ugly pageant you win first prize
[C] Yo mama say you ugly
[D&C] You ugly!
[Chorus]
[D&C] U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi you ugly! Eh! Hey! You ugly [X2]
U.G.L.Y [X7]
[D]Get busy [X9]
[C] Yo mama says your ugly
[D] Get busy
[C] Yo mama says your ugly
[D] Get busy
[C] Yo mama says your ugly
[D] Get busy
[D&C] Your ugly!
[D&C] U.U.U.U.
[D] Now I feel like blondie
[D&C] U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi you ugly! Eh! Hey! You ugly [X2]
[D] Quasimodo
[C] Camel breath
[D] Squarehead
[D&C] Ugly!
[C] Chicken legs
[D] Pig face
[C] Chin like bubba
[D&C] Ugly!
[D] Fish lips
[C] Toad licker
[D] Poindexter
[D&C] Ugly!
[C] Spaghetti arms
[D] Limp butt
[D&C] Freak show... ugly!
[D&C] U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi you ugly!
Eh! Hey! You ugly [X1]
[D&C] U.G.L.Y
[C] You could make an onion cry
[D&C] U.G.L.Y
[D] Like an alien chased by the F.B.I.
U.G.L.Y [X7]
U ain't got no alibi
[D&C] Ugly!
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I think this song is just wonderful. It is bright, breezy, optimistic, fun-filled and cheerful. The whole thing is just a very bizarre joke about a stream of abuse that a cheerleader hurls at another girl. But it should not be taken too seriously. There is too much political correctness about these days, and some people tend to be easily-offended. But this is in no way offensive. It's just a bit of fun.
Daphne and Celeste rule!
Get On it matty. Your as good as the song! id Give this song 10/10 !!!!
fuck d and c.
Hahahaha glad to see i've got just as many fans on songmeanings as Daphnie and Celeste do.. Thanks Sholaaa lol!
Jeez these guys were crap.
Seeing as how happy this song makes me feel, I find it rather ironic that it's just a bunch of insults all thrown together. I don't know, something about singing 'U.G.L.Y. you ain't got no alibi, you ugly! Eh, hey, you UGLY!' at the top of my lungs makes me feel better.