Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah

I woke this morning to the sound of Kelly Clarkson
It was like music to my ears just like Dolly Parton, yeah
I'm a tween in the big city
A big city alive with teenagers and I
Am so sick of people who put me down
Cuz I'm from ages 10-12

I wish they wouldn't make fun of me
Every time I walk outside
I wish they wouldn't make so much fun of me yeah
Yamaha knows all my pride and yeah

I'll never be able to shave
I'm so jealous of those people who have armpit hair
And a unibrow
My voice doesn't even crack
No even one little bit,
Not even a little, yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Yeah, yeah yeah

I'm a tween, so obscene
They're so mean, those teens
Especially that Ian McAfee
He makes me wanna kill myself, kill myself with a BB-gun

Did I mention I'm emo?
I'm emo, just talking bought emo
Emo, emo
I wear my chucks, I wear my chucks
I wear my chucks, I wear my chucks
I wear my chucks everywhere I go
I wear my chucks, cuz I'm a tween, yeah

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    General CommentThis song is about annoying tweens in the eyes of valiant teenage spokesperson, Ian McAfee. He mentions himself in the prose, and voices his satrical disgust for young children in this ode to those below puberty. Classic elements of wit and humor make this an exceptionally brilliant recording worthy of praise.
    atomsplitteron October 07, 2005   Link

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