I'll Be Your Jonny on the Spot Lyrics
My daddy died, left me all he's got, I'll be your jonny on the spot
I slop the pigs, Momma shucks the corn, I get up early in the morn
I got a Chevy with a-Mopar-cam, I'll be your jonny on the spot
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down, I'll be your jonny on the spot

always loved this one, ZZ Top plus high-tension country.
the term Jonny On the Spot means to me, someone who will be there. for whoever.
so it's sort of saying this simple country boy will be there for, whoever. for her, i like to think.
the portapotty reference fits nicely.
awesome song to blast with the windows down driving too fast.

surprised there's no comments on this one.... love this song
lyrically i have no clue what its about

It's about a country boy trying to impress a city girl.

the correct spelling for the song title is "jonny," and "jonny on the spot" is a port-a-potty company. ween song titles often refer to obscure expressions or things, i find.
so then in that sense, he is saying he'll be something someone can shit on (jonny on the spot) since he's just a fucked up country boy :)
so then in that sense, he is saying he'll be something someone can shit on (jonny on the spot) since he's just a fucked up country boy :)

possible about being forced to convienence EVERYONE... 'my daddy dies, left me all he got' could mean money, or debt, a shit life, a drug problem, enemies...
'i slop the pigs, momma shucks the corn' he has to do the shit messy job to convienence his mom who gets to sit and shuck corn
the last verse... having to use a Mopar Cam in a chevy... this is a little obscure i think... but they are 2 different american car companies.. he is being forced to use a mopar cam in a car that normally wouldnt use those parts... this last one may be a stretch.. but hey, just my opinion
cant figure out how to edit... sorry
cant figure out how to edit... sorry
Johnny on the spot is a port o potty company... i forgot this as it ties in my whole convienence arguement. ill be your 'johnny on the spot' ill be here to make your life easier
Johnny on the spot is a port o potty company... i forgot this as it ties in my whole convienence arguement. ill be your 'johnny on the spot' ill be here to make your life easier

I think it's about pissing on someone in a sexual way.