Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 5 of 5) Lyrics

And now I’m like
well, well, well, what the fuck is this
a condom in my bed
you better start talking bitch
fore I take a match and burn this motherfucker down
I said you better start talking and start talking right Goddamn now
then she said baby I’m so speechless
then I said my baby you gonna be breathless
if you don’t start talking quick
woman I’m gonna have a fit
you don’t know what you fucking with
girl you better cut the bull shit
now its obvious somebody has been all up in my home
in my bed plus I smell cigarettes
now I’m sniffing and looking around
suspicious like someone’s here
then I looked in her eyes and in her eyes there was so much fear
pull out my gun and says is he still here
she shook her head and said no
I’m checking behind every door
she cried out he left right after you called

I said what the fuck was you thinking
thought that I wouldn’t find this out
then I said you must be crazy or
on crack to have somebody up in my motherfucking house
she hopped up and said that’s enough
she said I can’t take no more
and then she said you’ve made your point
but now it’s time to even the score
she said I know all about last night
and where you went when you left the club
said that’s right nigger I was there
with this guy in the back of the club
I said I thought you was with your girls
she said I thought you was with you guys
she said you was at that bitches house
and don’t you even try to act surprised
I said babe she said shut up
don’t you say a word
it ain’t nothing you can say
that I ain’t already heard
then I said woman don’t you try to turn it all around
cause the fact still remains that someone else was in my house
then she said youre right about that
something did go down
but I don’t have to turn it around
cause what goes around comes back around
I’m moving a little closer to her
she’s tripping over the furniture
she said wait precious let me explain
I said no need to just give me his name
and then she says uh un
I say uh what
she says please sit down in the chair
and I say no I’m standing up
and then she cries out I’m so scare to tell
you because of what you might do
and I scream now look girl you better give me this man’s name
and I’m not playing with you
she says ok wipes her nose then asks me about a girl name tina
I thought to myself says it sounds familiar
then said that’ll I probably know her if I seen her
and then I said any way girl what the hell has that got to do
with this man
she said you know my girl roxanne
I said who the hell is roxanne
then she says roxanne’s a friend of mine
who knows this guy name Chuck
Chuck’s cool with this guy named Rufus
and I’m sitting there like what the fuck
then she says Rufus wife Cathy
we both went to high school
she introduced me to the policeman that stopped you
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Cover art for Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 5 of 5) lyrics by R. Kelly

This is written by a very talented man, R. Kelly. This song is so funny and i love the part about the midget haha! Its weird how they just have chapters 1-5 on here. Theres acutally 12. Even though this could probably not happen in real life i think the lyrics are both hilarious and well written. I own the dvd. It has all the videos and i crack up every time i watch it. I dont care if R. Kelly peed on anyone or not. What he does in private and behind closed doors is his own damn business. R. Kelly is not the only person in history that has peed on somebody im sure. But anyways i think this song is awesome and funny at the same time. And anyone who doesnt like this song, thats okay. If you think its crap thats your opinion. But i think its pretty damn good! Great job Kels!

Cover art for Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 5 of 5) lyrics by R. Kelly

Speaking of Parodies, if you haven't heard it, Weird Al does a parody of this song on his Straight Outa Lynwood album, called Trapped in the Drive-Thru. It takes everything that is absurd about this song and makes it even funnier. I laugh out loud every time I hear it. But it's even funnier after listening to this song which, yes, is pretty much crap.

Cover art for Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 5 of 5) lyrics by R. Kelly

this is actually my favorite chapter of the five because everything kind of makes sense...

am i the only one who likes this/these song(s) of his?

Cover art for Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 5 of 5) lyrics by R. Kelly

Ya you are the only one

These songs are the shittiest pieces of "music" I have ever heard

There is no melody nothing, its horrible

It'd be good if he was doing it to be funny, but he's serious and that makes it EVEN funnier!

If u like this crap and u dont understand how it sounds awful..watch the episode of South Park where they rip on it and it makes it quite clear how much this shit sucks...

DAMMIT Where is Dave Chappelle when you need him?!?!

A parody of this would KILL the "Im gonna piss on you." thing for sure...come back to us Dave, come back!

Cover art for Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 5 of 5) lyrics by R. Kelly

This collection of rhymes, I can't call it a song in good faith, .. to me means "turn the stereo off" it's GARBAGE

Cover art for Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 5 of 5) lyrics by R. Kelly

R. Kelly must die. Seriously, a friend of mine made me listen to the entire thing and I felt like I was bleeding from the ears. It's long, pointless, retarded, long, repetitive and just too fucking long. Jesus. Does he actually think he's clever for having written this? It's a song, written like a story! It could be a play! Hihihi! This load of manure isn't even worth making into a video. This story doesn't belong in music (not that it remotely sounds like music) but on Jerry Springer. R. Kelly on Springer.... heh.