Kids if you want some fun
Mr. LaPage is your man
He's always laughing, having fun
Showing his films in the den
Come on, come on
Soon you will be eighteen
I think you know what I mean
Don't tell your mama
Your daddy or mama
They'll never know where you been

[Chorus]
Everyone's gone to the movies
Now we're alone at last

Listen to what I say
He wants to show you the way
Right down the hallway with open arms
To teach you a new game to play
Come on, come on
Soon it will be too late
Bobbing for apples can wait
We know you're used to sixteen or more
Sorry we only have eight

[Chorus]

Kids if you want some fun
See what you never have seen
Take off your cheaters and sit right down
Start the projection machine

[Chorus]


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Everyone's Gone to the Movies Lyrics as written by Walter Carl Becker Donald Jay Fagen

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  • +5
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    Nope it's "cheaters" - got it from lyrics posted at the Steely Dan official site - steelydan.com/lyrkaty.html

    Fagen and Becker once said in an interview that its about sniffing glue... but then again we know how cagey the guys can be with interviewers.

    rallen1ston August 16, 2011   Link
  • +4
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    To me, this is one of the creepiest songs ever written. Not just for the subject matter, which is obviously a mass child molester doing his business, but for the pairing of this with seemingly light-hearted music. I'm always fascinated by songs that do that: mix lyrics with a music style that does not seem to match.

    Nightvoiceon December 19, 2007   Link
  • +2
    General Comment

    It's about a dirty old man that would have kids over to watch dirty movies, so he could show them how to masturbate and/or have sex. 16/8 is a reference to the size of the film. At time 16mm film was new and big, and the theaters played 16mm films. But most home movies (and underground porn/snuff/kiddieporn) were on 8mm.

    Also, that last verse says "Take off your chinos and set right down". Chinos are pants.

    rainwalkon March 22, 2007   Link
  • +2
    General Comment

    It's definitely 'cheaters', not 'chinos'. Which is short for windcheaters, ie your jumper or jacket or top.

    Daskon January 19, 2018   Link
  • +1
    General Comment

    Oh, and the refrain is from the point of view of the parents, who are under the impression that the kids have gone over the their friends to 'watch movies'.... but little do they know.... they're glad they finally have a chance to be alone.

    rainwalkon March 22, 2007   Link
  • +1
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    Regardless of meaning, when I listen to the original demo from 71 and then this one, it’s clear they tried to make the music seem more innocent so that the lyrics could be come more open to broad interpretation. The hysterical thing is the album version chorus sounds strikingly like the Partridge Family…which was popular at that time. So it wouldn’t suprise me if they made it sound like them to make the whole thing somewhat of a parody and harder to ridicule as a song such a seedy meaning

    DougCon April 03, 2024   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    Now this song is about a pervert! God love the sickies!

    law2468on February 24, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    Yes, this song does give off a lot of pervy vibes. God bless Becker and Fagen!

    snarkout21on June 13, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    Wait, the last verse is missing from the lyrics posted:

    "Kids if you want some fun See what you never have seen Take off your cheaters and sit right down Start the projection machine CHORUS"

    snarkout21on June 13, 2005   Link
  • 0
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    Sounds to me like it's about child molestation.

    satelliteon December 08, 2005   Link

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