Testicular Manslaughter Lyrics
Procreating bastard
Ever had your gonads smashed by a ball-peen hammer?
Ever been forced into a vasectomy by an axe-wielding homophore?
Do you know the word pain?
You will when the mallet falls
Again and again and again and again
I've a shotgun aimed at your testicles
To shred your testes and sever adjacent vesicles
Cold vengeance on a rapist
Immediate testicular shape shift
Your manhood disintegrates and the stream starts to flood
A shimmering mix of spermatozoa and blood
A new vagina to replace it's absence of girth
It rubs the feces on it's skin
Or else it gets the hammer again
Through blunt castration
Slaughter
Repeated testicular emaciation
The tables are rightfully turned
The urethra now a bile duct
The frayed ends of karma are burned
Seminal waste of testosterone that ceases to function
Asexual freak. No longer of the male persuasion
Your miserable heap of disfigurementation brings
Thousands of victims vengeance and elation
Decimating your crotch
"Ever had your gonads smashed by a ball-peen hammer?" Now that is hysterical. Sure, this song is awful, but some of the lyrics are fucking hilarious. I'd say it's a toss-up between this and 'Land of the Severed Meatus' for best bad death metal song ever.
It's about getting revenge on a rapist
"It rubs the feces on it's skin Or else it gets the hammer again" I had to laugh out loud, amazing song
Classic The best Cattle song well one of the many
best Cattle lyrics ever the only other ones that come close would be the Carcass Derrick fomr their new album
Brutal, crazy ass song. I love it.
I get the feeling the human rights folks would not like these lyrics.
This is about taking revenge on a rapist by destroying his testicles. How much more obvious can it get?