George E. Porge

Les Claypool and the Holy Mackeral

All the time talking 'bout the inspiration
Best leave off about the rhyme
Along comes a boy
He's filled with adulation
Speculates if now is not the time

She was known to take a drop or two
in the morning
Yesterdays and lazy days the same
Will collagen and fingernails
and silicon adorning
All the boys, they knew her all by name

Now he's a sport and she's a sport
and all the world, they love a sport
And if you got the urge, we got the time
Layin' on her side, it makes her melancholy
She speculates if now is not the time

Now baby's breath and orchids are a
lethal combination.
When you get that girl
you got to go
And finger pie in April
leads to penetration...
But June, she's apt to take it kinda slow

He's born in Beverly Hills but
raised in Albuquerque
All the little girls, they thought him fine
But George E. Porge, he's kissed the girls and
felt he's rather kiss the boys
And speculates if now is not the time


Lyrics submitted by JAStewart

George E. Porge Lyrics as written by Les Claypool

Lyrics © Downtown Music Publishing

Lyrics powered by LyricFind

George E. Porge song meanings
Add Your Thoughts

5 Comments

sort form View by:
  • 0
    General Comment
    i cant believe anyone commmented on this song, its purely for humorr and to fuck with your head. because everybody goes through a stage of questioning their aexuality. by the way i hate playing games.
    Flyingchoadon November 22, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General Comment
    Damn! What a song. The rythme for it is very Claypool like, which is abosutely stunning because the lyrics are astranged! I thought the song at first without looking at the lyrics went 'when you get the girl, you get the gold' Haha, well this is simply an awesome song with its up cheerful (gay) racket. Of course this song about a boy questioning his sexuality!
    whoever1on February 08, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General Comment
    Damn! What a song. The rythme for it is very Claypool like, which is abosutely stunning because the lyrics are astranged! I thought the song at first without looking at the lyrics went 'when you get the girl, you get the gold' Haha, well this is simply an awesome song with its up cheerful (gay) racket. Of course this song about a boy questioning his sexuality!
    whoever1on February 08, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General Comment
    Damn! What a song. The rythme for it is very Claypool like, which is abosutely stunning because the lyrics are astranged! I thought the song at first without looking at the lyrics went 'when you get the girl, you get the gold' Haha, well this is simply an awesome song with its up cheerful (gay) racket. Of course this song about a boy questioning his sexuality!
    whoever1on February 08, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General Comment
    This song is fascinatingly funny lol Also, this song kinda reminds me of "Hats Off" on Brown Album. Anyone else notice this or am I crazy?
    miramarjuiceon September 17, 2011   Link

Add your thoughts

Log in now to tell us what you think this song means.

Don’t have an account? Create an account with SongMeanings to post comments, submit lyrics, and more. It’s super easy, we promise!