Sitting in front of the t.v. late one afternoon
Saw a man that would change my life, make my balding head rebloom
His name is mr. sperling, his good friends call him "Sy"
Strand-by-strand the hair club can kiss my balding head goodbye

Minoxidil insanity
Sy Sperling is reality
Strand-by-strand your hair expands

He's a modern day Jesus. A leader for the meek
Before and after, no more laughter, you too can be a sheik
Hair once gone will grow again, no one will point and stare
Sy Sperling is not just the hair club president
He's also a client

Minoxidil insanity
His favor to humanity
Free you from stupidity

1-800-hair club for men

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