When I Was A Young Gnome
A Pair Of Cut Purses Cornered Me Behind The Inn

Oh, I'm Only A 5th Grader
Oh God, Horus Get Back

With Charisma Low, I Reached Into My Bag Of Holding
It Was Time, It Was My Turn

A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick (4x)
A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A

Thought I Was Not Large, Even For A Gnome
I Was Confident I Could Ward Off The Attacker

Oh, He's Only A Dog
Oh God, Let Go Of Him

With My Dog Hours In The Clutches Of Murderous Friends
I Had To Act Quickly So I Began

A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick (4x)
A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A, And A

A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick (4x)
A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A


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5th Grade Alchemy song meanings
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    General CommentHoly hell.... I love this song.
    ScatterFoxon April 08, 2007   Link
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    General CommentEvery song that Nuclear Rabbit write is a snippet of a story/stories that the band members created. Most people have no clue on the details of these stories (or movies is probably a better word for them). The guys will tell you the details if you meet them, but it's still unlikely you'll understand them.
    no1careshuiamon February 06, 2018   Link

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