Mr. Howell: The dinner was fine until she opened her mouth.
Oh, Candy! Oh, Candy! Behind her teeth 15 rats started screaming and sobbing. Candy girl! Candy girl!

When we were kissing in the car
those rodents smoked cigars in her throat, blowing smoke.
(You turn on the lights and look a bit closer... there's shutters on her eyes, there's a door on her thigh.)

Candy: These rats are not living inside my hotel face.
They're just sick and they need a bed lined with fine lace.

Mr. Howell: You know that pity's got an ugly price tag.

Rats: Our fur feels like it's on fire. There's thorns growing on our bones.
Our hunger is x-rated.
Oh, mother, we love you so!
(Candy invites you upstairs, you say it's getting awfully late, but she yanks your hand through the door. Her clothes fall off and she presses into you. But those rats have chewed a hole straight through her navel and nipple.)
Mr. Howell: Oh, Candy. I've got to go.


Candy: Oh, won't you stay the night with me Mr. Howell!

These rats are not living inside my hotel face.
They're just sick and need a bed lined with fine lace.
Mr. Howell: You know that pity's got an ugly price tag. [x2]

Rats: Our muscles have turned to cement.
We're coughing up needles and nails.
Our veins are flowing barbed wire.
Oh, mother, we are so frail! but wait!
We've got a trick for him.
We twist tears into shit eaten grins.

(When you wake up in the morning you find yourself alone in Candy's bed. And everything is gone: paintings, jewels, songs. Candy's blowing in the breeze; those rats devoured her up in her sleep. Her skin's tied to the bed post like a flag on a ship of ghosts. You read the letter on the dresser; the sick brown sun rubbing in your soul).

Reading letter: Oh, mother, you should have known.
You should have seen through our fake broken bones.
Our tears that we razor-sharpened were calculated to rob you blind.

Mr. Howell: Three weeks later from that day,
I saw those rats on a bicycle.
They crept by me and started balling,
their eyes turned to icicles.
Crying, "We need a vacancy!"


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Rats and Rats and Rats for Candy Lyrics as written by John Whitney Cody Votolato

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    I think it's interesting that nobody has mentioned the line "you know that pity's got an ugly pricetag."

    Candy is showing pity on the rats, and she pays for this with her life, as well as all of her belongings.

    I don't think this song has anything to do with disease, at least not in the literal sence. I also doubt that Candy is a prostitute, or a slut, or anything other than a kind person who makes the mistake of showing pity on the wrong people (or in this case the wrong rodents).

    After taking all that Candy has to offer them, the rats move on to find a new victim. Mr. Howell sees the rats riding a bicycle (he is not riding it) and they are screaming "we need a vacancy!" They are looking for someone else like Candy who will show pity on them and ultimately be consumed by them.

    sin mi caraon February 06, 2006   Link
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    This is a very clever song with many layers of metaphors and it isn't about Candy at all, the song is about Mr. Howell.

    In one metaphor, Candy is a sex doll and the rats are both literal rats that have eaten "a hole in her navel," but they also represent Mr. Howell's self pity. In a deeper metaphor, Candy is a prostitute and the rats are her STDs.

    "Candy Girl" is the name of a high end Japanese sex doll. "a door on her thighs" refers to the openings built into the doll that are used to clean it.

    Mr. Howell is lonely and craves human interaction. Full of self pity, he buys Candy (the doll, or the hooker). The ugly price tag is the $7,000 (according to Wikipedia) that the doll costs, and the STDs you get from having sex with a prostitute.

    In both metaphors, Candy is used up, in poor shape, and has little value other than as an object to have sex with. Mr Howell recognizes that Candy is not the deep human connection that he craves. Howell want more than sex, and struggles with an internal conflict in which he chooses meaningless, superficial (and potentially dangerous) sex over the pain of loneliness.

    The lines about the rats "not living inside her face" allude to the fact that he doesn't truly desire Candy, but he is settling for her/it temporarily.

    The rats are not calling Candy "mother." When they say "mother" they are referring to Mr. Howell. Everything that Candy is, exists only in Mr. Howells imagination. The imaginary dinner he is having with this doll so that he can feel less lonely, for example.

    The shit eating grin refers to the face one makes during orgasm.

    After the imaginary date is over, he's satisfied his sexual urges, wakes up the next morning and everything he'd imagined the night before is gone ("the paintings, the jewels, the songs") and he is back in reality.

    His regret and disgust are alluded to in the letter the rats left for him to read the next morning (addressing him as Mother again). We know the letter is for him because Candy is essentially gone at this point. In the other metaphor, the Prostitute robs him.

    Three weeks later he starts to feel the same desires and self pity. This is when he sees the rats on a bicycle, screaming for a vacancy, or in other words, someone or something he can direct his superficial desires towards. This is when the cycle continues.

    That is why Candy is both a Prostitute and a sex doll. It's a cycle of loneliness and lust that Mr. Howell is going through. One week he uses an old ragged doll, another week he uses a prostitute.

    adelphiaon October 04, 2023   Link
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    i love their storylines too fucking much.

    badsrx7on October 12, 2004   Link
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    Seems to be about a heroin addict, or some skanky ho.

    tsucolon October 17, 2004   Link
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    While it could very well be about a heroin addict, or a prostitute, my initial thought was that it's just a weird, creepy story. I'm not saying I think I'm right or anything, but that's just what I think about it.

    whtlocuston October 18, 2004   Link
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    i'm thinkin perhaps the rats, since they come from inside her, are a metaphor for her having a bad spirit (being bad on the inside). what do ya'll think?

    punkrockchick217on October 21, 2004   Link
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    I think it's just a really fucked story.

    Maybe it has some deeper metaphorical meaning...but maybe not.

    You'll be a memoryon October 29, 2004   Link
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    i'm doubting there are really any metaphors at work here. it's just a story.

    badsrx7on November 15, 2004   Link
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    this song might be my favorite on the new cd. i cant decide what i think the rats are, if anything. if its just a story like some people think, its an awesomely creepy story. i love it.

    heyjealousyon November 26, 2004   Link
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    Thegreatcreator: It was all of Candy's stuff that was stolen, not Mr. Howell's: "You find yourself alone in Candy's bed. And everything is gone. The paintings, jewels, and songs."

    whtlocuston December 07, 2004   Link

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