We like talking dirty, we smoke and we drink
We're KMFDM and all other bands stink

Our music is sampled, totally fake
It's done by machines 'cause they don't make mistakes

We don't have no lyrics, our message is nil
We hate all DJ's, they're making us ill

Whatever we tell you is meant to be crap
We hate all music and especially rap

We don't like Michael Jackson, we hate Depeche Mode
We don't care for Madonna or Kylie Minogue

Our records have stickers with a warning from Tipper
'Cause they're no good for kids if we'd get her we'd strip her

KMFDM forward the ultimate sound
And a message from Satan if you turn it around

You might think we're stupid but we're way above it
We don't give a shit and the kids just love it

We wouldn't sell to a major for a couple of bucks
No doubt about it, KMFDM sucks

Lyrics submitted by Kurks

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    General CommentHee hee... I just love this song.
    freakishfaeon June 14, 2004   Link
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    General CommentFor me, these lyrics aren't great and surely aren't the maximum expression of hard work, but still they conatin such an acid irony which make them not only funny, but also very accurate when it comes to make a statement of what KMFDM intends to be about, or moreover, what KMFDM and many other eletronic acts don't intend to be.

    I would have liked better and not-so-easy rhymes but, anyway, the self-mocking spirit of this song is still great.
    Alienoon January 04, 2005   Link
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    General Commentthis song kick ass
    sexymonk-eon April 04, 2006   Link
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    General CommentIn response to Alieno, this may not be the most intelligent song, but I don't think it's meant to be. I think it's meant to be kind of simplistic and even a little stupid. After all, they are poking a lot of fun at themselves in this song, and what better way to do it than by writing a song that's very easy to make fun of? You could spend all day wishing for intelligent lyrics, but if they had given you that, it wouldn't suck, and the whole point of the song was to suck and make a little fun of themselves. At the same time, though, they almost come off as arrogant in this song: "We're KMFDM and all other bands stink". That adds a whole new dimension of comedy to the whole thing, like they're proud of sucking or something. I respect a band that can laugh at themselves like KMFDM can, and Sucks is a hilarious song. The bottom line: without the simplicity and stupidity of the rhymes and lyrics, the song wouldn't be half as good.
    th1nk4y0urselfon May 28, 2007   Link
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    General CommentSo they don't really hate Depeche Mode? hahaha
    VIVIsectVIon August 06, 2012   Link
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    General CommentI saw a live video where in the beginning of the song he says "Ministry sucks ass" hilariously...then a lot of the lyrics used opposites of the recordings version. It is hilarious!
    RingAnimatedon August 13, 2014   Link

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