They page Party Guy, he pages them back with the number where’s at, they let the phone ring
‘Til Party Guy picks it up and says, “Behind Burger King”
Should they make another run? Their fake says they’re 21, they’re not sure they got enough, should they go buy more stuff?
He says, “Forget about the stuff, they’ve got more than enough, they thought of everything,” he says,

“They’ve got more beer than he’s ever seen
And they’ve got girls on trampolines
They tapped ten kegs since9:15
And they’ve got girls on trampolines”

Quoth the Party Guy, he doesn’t ever lie, it sounds like their scene, but they don’t have a ride
So they call Ride Guy who comes by and with a sigh he lets them in his ride (Okay!)
And Drunk Guy tells Ride Guy to shut up and just drive when he asks about the stuff and about the thing
But Nice Guy kicks Drunk Guy and tells Ride Guy that Party Guy said it’s party-time behind Burger King, he says,


But Nice Guy’s talk of trampolines makes Drunk Guy turn green and he pukes on Jon Fee and Ride Guy’s ride hits a tree
Which causes Weed Guy to drop his seeds at the feet of Officer One, Officer Two and Officer Three
And Officer One says, “Looky here, son, I hate speeding MIP’s who have seeds and hit trees,”
One and two wanted to beat ‘em and kill ‘em and eat ‘em, but they deferred to Officer Three who said,

“I hear there’s a shindig behind Burger King
And I hear there’s girls on trampolines
The tree looks fine and the driver’s clean
Just give them girls on trampolines”
God bless the wisdom of Officer Three
Just give them girls on trampolines!

Lyrics submitted by wlcadj

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    General CommentThis is the epic tale of a bunch of guys who hear that there's a party behind burger king with a bunch of girls on trampolines!
    Pretty straight-foward, and it's pretty funny too . . especially the voices of the police officers and how quickly the words are spoken. You have to see the lyrics to fully understand them . . lol
    icefaore23on August 04, 2006   Link
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    General Commentthis song is incredibly witty. its so damn funny
    bteamstephenon October 16, 2006   Link
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    General CommentI love the spoken part, "hey is that a cop? I think that's a cop. Hey watch out for the tree man!" crashhh
    MarkiePon October 25, 2007   Link
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    General Commentindeed god bless officer 3 =]

    mysteryxsk8ron July 15, 2008   Link
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    General CommentI thought this song was so weird when i 1st heard it lol but it is immense and makes me laugh
    Oh_Sunshineon August 03, 2008   Link
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    General Commentthis song makes me giggle!
    haha that was gay.
    i like how officer 3 sounds like a pirate or something!
    master_erkon August 21, 2008   Link
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    General CommentHahaha, this song is so hilarious, and well written!

    I love it =]
    stagnateon September 15, 2008   Link
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    General Commentbahahahaa. if only all Officers were like Officer 3, then we'd all be good to go!
    09Manderson December 23, 2008   Link
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    General CommentWho else wonders if this really happened to them at some point? :) I love this song and it always makes me happy.
    GirlNamedFreddieon February 03, 2009   Link
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    General Commentwhen just reading it, does anyone else think it sounds like a dr. seuss book?
    habiby56on February 23, 2009   Link

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