"There Ain't No Sanity Clause" as written by Raymond Ian Burns, Giovanni Dadomo, Christopher John Millar and David Vanian....
Rabies got the scabies now he's down on all fours
Hasn't helped his drumming, changing hands for paws
Afraid he's quarantined, means no more foreign tours
Ah ha, there ain't no sanity clause

Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause
Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause
Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause
Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause

Vanian had a visit from a guy named Drac
Says he's from the blood bank wants his ten pints back
Singer's rather sickly, when it rains it pours
Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause

Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause
Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause
Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause
Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause

Did you expect that I would believe
The tale you told last Christmas Eve
About the man
That man is fat and round
Delivers gifts without a sound

Here comes uncle Nick
Let's give him some stick
Here comes uncle Nick
Let's give him some stick

Captain's out of order 'cause he thinks he's Jaws
Biting lady punters on the Norfolk Broads
Paul plays the bass he's just debased that's all
Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause

There ain't no sanity clause



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    General CommentThis song is excellent. The lyrics are brilliant. XD
    crazycasualtyon January 23, 2006   Link
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    General CommentI know so witty it really nice with the Christmas thing apparently There aint no sanity clause comes from a movie (got that off wikipedia check it for details if you want). But yeah a really good song.
    Cpt-Sensibleon May 17, 2006   Link

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