Conversations with my bathroom mirror
are never the same
as when you're standing here
I'm chickenshit out on a brave frontier
That teenage wasteland

so begins the Jack Slapp cheer
one, two, three, four!
Your mom ain't home
she's out strippin' for your education
Your dad's out marchin' for the NRA
I'm so damn bored
I'm crawlin' out of my skin
The devil's got more room to play

This town gets so boring
when you're not scoring
It gets so boring and you live right up the street
16 summers, let's make one complete

We're all Jack Slaps here
Jack Slaps, with Jack Slap fears
All lost on the same frontier
so face the facts and sing the Cheer

One, two, three, four!

Your dad stepped out
He's .09 and on the highway
singin' along with the Rolling Stones
I can't get no satisfaction
damn, ain't that true
Bring me home, don't send me home

This town gets so boring
when you're not scoring
It gets so boring and you live right up the street
16 summers, let's make one complete

This town gets so boring
When you're not scoring

This town gets so boring
when you're not scoring
It gets so boring and you live right up the street
16 summers, let's make one complete


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    How exactly does Jack Slap Cheer fit in this song. I have no idea what he's talking about.

    sidekickjonon September 21, 2004   Link
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    this songs the best. but i also dont know wat it means. wat does jack slap cheer even mean....

    tuna_aton January 28, 2005   Link
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    This song is awesome.... I really want to see them live, but I missed them when they came into town... damn school nights.... I think the jack slap fits in because they're completely bored out of their minds. They're used to doing the same old shit, and he (or they w/e) want to hook up with this girl whose got like a fucked up family.

    wilting-tearson June 14, 2005   Link
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    jack slap cheer is actually about masterbation..no lie one of the guys said it before at a show....so yes that is what this song is about..and after knowing this if you go back and scope the lyrics...you'll be like...right...it is...

    RockOnWateron June 16, 2005   Link
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    i think its about him beatin the meat all the time but wanting this girl---"Bring me home, don't send me home." if you bring him home he's getting sex but if she sends him home its back to jerkin it

    i think thats the obvious...

    eternallygrungeon August 30, 2005   Link
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    This song perfectly describes my town....

    softball14luveron February 20, 2006   Link
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    This song perfectly describes my town....

    softball14luveron February 20, 2006   Link
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    the matches

    skiba_junkieon October 11, 2006   Link
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    this song is soooo upbeat it makes me just want to jam out. i love the matches.

    [RighteousBabe.]on March 08, 2007   Link
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    God... That's so true. Oakland is hella boring if you're single or not getting any.

    DaisysDemiseon July 19, 2007   Link

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