I was hanging out at the show
feeling like a fat potato
I don't know what I'm doing here

I saw her at the door
and she looked as bored
as me so I got her in

I put her on the guest list at the show
and now I get to watch her dance
like the other weirdos do

I saw she brought a camera
She danced the groin-o-rama
and we were really having fun

I told her I'm the lead singer
I felt like Harvey Klinger
and then she smacked me in the head

Lyrics submitted by rocket.jaw.smash, edited by James Dean

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  • +1
    General CommentMy favorite Screeching Weasel song. This was the song that got me into the band. Their very best in my opinion.
    akira_256on November 04, 2004   Link
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    General Commentwhat a fun song - i love it!
    sazchopson February 06, 2005   Link
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    General CommentI love how SW writes about hating the fans. Or at least referring to them as weirdos.
    ralph malphon March 18, 2007   Link

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