If I strolled into your town
would you follow me around
If I Hung out on your block
would you telephone a cop

if I was new around here hittin on your daughter
and took her to the creek and fucked her in the water
then she brought me home and I put on your robe
would you be mad enough to let you barrels explode

If I sold your son cocaine
would you put a bullet in my brain?
If I stole your favorite cow
would you cock the hammer back and be like Pow!
(I'll bet you would)

I think I like it here
Ok Ill stay(convinced me)
I think I like it here
Im movin in today
I think I like it here
Ok Ill stay(convinced me)
I think I like it here
Im movin in today

your daughter she just had sex with me
I fed her some drank and ecstasy
If I didnt steal your car
would you let me live in your bar?

I dont have a problem with small town folk
I like y'all soon as I flip this dope
Ima open a tittie bar next to the school
Im glad we all neighbors I mean I think its cool

If I walk in your church drunk out my mind
would you still let me sip up on that red wine
If we Played your shitty town
would you help me, and pass these flyers 'round?

chorus again

Violent J:
Southern love baby
don't doubt it
don't let my records fool ya im about it
I love fat rednecks who fuck they kids
beat they wife and yet serve no bids
only judge in town, hes also a cop, hes also the barber at the hair
chop shop
He the mayor the clerk
shit what im speakin' he the one fuckin his kids and wife beatin
There aint no law gonna punish himself
Thats why the carnival's bad for your health
when we get there we gonna get rid of ya
they gonna find a piece of your head in Bolivia
I'll lay you out front, with your corpse to rest
and a hatchetman flag stickin outta your chest
Say hello to the new sherrif Violent J
With one law, let there be "Juggaloism" all day

Chorus repeated till end

Lyrics submitted by MyAntiDrugIsSuicide

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