One, two one, two, three, four!

Being the king of Asskissing
Makes him a royal drag
And the King of Asskissing
He's after me again
Bringing me his royal nag
He takes every opportunity to get to me

And here he comes again
Don't think I'll ever be at rest
I suppose happiness will come to some
But I'll never be a lucky one
Still I got to keep on hoping for the best
But once again, he comes again
That's how the story goes
And it's been long enough for me to know
Where he's about to put his nose
Sometime, someday
That bastard's going to pay

One, two, three, four five, six, seven, go!

The King of Asskissing
Says I'm the one and only
And the King of Asskissing
With his constant presence, he
Keeps me from being lonely
He's a royal branch of lunacy
That gets to me

And here we go again
It looks as if he's here to stay
I've tried to beat, to pull, and whack
But the monkey sliding down my back
Won't easily go away
So once again, he comes again
About to reach his goal
The one and only monarch
With his kingdom in a hole sometime soon
The King of Asskissing is gonna pay

Aaaaa-a ahhhhhh


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