The song lyrics were written by the band Van Halen, as they were asked to write a song for the 1979 movie "Over the Edge" starring Matt Dillon. The movie (and the lyrics, although more obliquely) are about bored, rebellious youth with nothing better to do than get into trouble. If you see the movie, these lyrics will make more sense. It's a great movie if you grew up in the 70s/80s you'll definitely remember some of these characters from your own life. Fun fact, after writing the song, Van Halen decided not to let the movie use it.
"Hi, my name's Lisa. I'm what some people call a sex addict. I mean just because I like to have sex with a lot of boys doesn't make me a freak, okay? I mean, yeah, I like to do it doggystyle and suck cock and all that, you know? I mean I usually just tell 'em, pull that motherfucker out and let me see it, and get started."
Now let me introduce myself as the man
Fuckin' every bitch in the world just cause I can
And I won't even play with you bitches that don't fuck
All I know, you could be a dick with your nuts tucked
And I don't need all the stress and all the games
And all the callin' me names
And frontin' like your sane, bitch
You ain't shit, but a hoe and a trick
And all you're good for is hopefully fuckin' and suckin' dick
Wanna blame it on my music? Well that'll never happen
Cause I was fuckin' hoes like you before the rappin'
Don't get me to slappin' on that ass and butt cheek
And get my dick to splashin' and cummin' on bed sheets
I'm a lunatic, went out lookin' to get laid
"Any hookers here tonight that's lookin' to get paid?"
Fuck that, I won't spend no nickel on no ass
I don't even want no stankin' bitches thinkin' bout my cash
Bitch, is you comin' out of them pants?
I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm gettin' ass
You're callin' me a freak, sayin' I'm movin' too fast
But if you don't fuck on the first date, I'm leavin' that ass
Bitch, is you comin' out of them pants?
I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm gettin' ass
You're callin' me a freak, sayin' I'm movin' too fast
But if you don't fuck on the first date, I'm leavin' that ass
Bitch with the big lips, I'm a young nigga
With crazy fuck in my hips
And I can make you do things you're afraid to do
And by the end of the night, you'll want me to fuck you
Hey bitch, that's a nice ass
Let me see you strip down to flesh and show me a flashdance
Got me risin' in my pants and I'm pitchin' a tent
It's just a video camera, no need to get upset
Hey bitch, do you like sex?
Well me too, I'ma pull my dick out and this is what we gon' do
Fuck till the sun comes up, and fall asleep
Leavin' pussies battered, abused, and numb for weeks
You say you've never sucked dick, a minor obstacle
Just pretend that my dick is a popsicle
And lick it all on the sides and tip
You got Creamsicle filling on your tongue and lips
Bitch, is you comin' out of them pants?
I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm gettin' ass
You're callin' me a freak, sayin' I'm movin' too fast
But if you don't fuck on the first date, I'm leavin' that ass
Bitch, is you comin' out of them pants?
I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm gettin' ass
You're callin' me a freak, sayin' I'm movin' too fast
But if you don't fuck on the first date, I'm leavin' that ass
You can tell it from the get-go bitch, I ain't the one
And strictly for your info bitch, you ain't the bomb
I done fucked many 2 and 3 hoes at a time
And the most hoes I fucked in one night is like 5 (Daaaamn!!)
You can say that I'm addicted to sex
But if you know my steez, then you know I'm addicted to death
Monoxide fuckin' bitches left and right
Let a killa know, if ya fuckin' tonight
Hey bitch, do ya shave your peach?
I can check cause your beaver's within my arms reach (Just so stubbily!!)
Leave a rash on my cock
Yurned up cradle and tubs of Icy-Hot
Hey bitch, would you finger your box?
And rub the butt of the nigga named Madrox
Half hour killa with an hour worth of dick
So do you wanna fuck?
Hey you, hey bitch?
Bitch, is you comin' out of them pants?
I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm gettin' ass
You're callin' me a freak, sayin' I'm movin' too fast
But if you don't fuck on the first date, I'm leavin' that ass
Bitch, is you comin' out of them pants?
I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm gettin' ass
You're callin' me a freak, sayin' I'm movin' too fast
But if you don't fuck on the first date, I'm leavin' that ass
You stupid bitch!! What the fuck you think this is? I take you out to dinner, maybe to a movie, and you don't wanna fuck? Who the fuck you think you are, Muthafuckin' Liz Clayborne bitch? I don't like that shit...and I don't like you. So if you ain't fuckin', you need to bounce, bitch!! That's on my moms!! I'm lookin' for ass, money, and dead shit!!
Now let me introduce myself as the man
Fuckin' every bitch in the world just cause I can
And I won't even play with you bitches that don't fuck
All I know, you could be a dick with your nuts tucked
And I don't need all the stress and all the games
And all the callin' me names
And frontin' like your sane, bitch
You ain't shit, but a hoe and a trick
And all you're good for is hopefully fuckin' and suckin' dick
Wanna blame it on my music? Well that'll never happen
Cause I was fuckin' hoes like you before the rappin'
Don't get me to slappin' on that ass and butt cheek
And get my dick to splashin' and cummin' on bed sheets
I'm a lunatic, went out lookin' to get laid
"Any hookers here tonight that's lookin' to get paid?"
Fuck that, I won't spend no nickel on no ass
I don't even want no stankin' bitches thinkin' bout my cash
Bitch, is you comin' out of them pants?
I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm gettin' ass
You're callin' me a freak, sayin' I'm movin' too fast
But if you don't fuck on the first date, I'm leavin' that ass
Bitch, is you comin' out of them pants?
I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm gettin' ass
You're callin' me a freak, sayin' I'm movin' too fast
But if you don't fuck on the first date, I'm leavin' that ass
Bitch with the big lips, I'm a young nigga
With crazy fuck in my hips
And I can make you do things you're afraid to do
And by the end of the night, you'll want me to fuck you
Hey bitch, that's a nice ass
Let me see you strip down to flesh and show me a flashdance
Got me risin' in my pants and I'm pitchin' a tent
It's just a video camera, no need to get upset
Hey bitch, do you like sex?
Well me too, I'ma pull my dick out and this is what we gon' do
Fuck till the sun comes up, and fall asleep
Leavin' pussies battered, abused, and numb for weeks
You say you've never sucked dick, a minor obstacle
Just pretend that my dick is a popsicle
And lick it all on the sides and tip
You got Creamsicle filling on your tongue and lips
Bitch, is you comin' out of them pants?
I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm gettin' ass
You're callin' me a freak, sayin' I'm movin' too fast
But if you don't fuck on the first date, I'm leavin' that ass
Bitch, is you comin' out of them pants?
I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm gettin' ass
You're callin' me a freak, sayin' I'm movin' too fast
But if you don't fuck on the first date, I'm leavin' that ass
You can tell it from the get-go bitch, I ain't the one
And strictly for your info bitch, you ain't the bomb
I done fucked many 2 and 3 hoes at a time
And the most hoes I fucked in one night is like 5 (Daaaamn!!)
You can say that I'm addicted to sex
But if you know my steez, then you know I'm addicted to death
Monoxide fuckin' bitches left and right
Let a killa know, if ya fuckin' tonight
Hey bitch, do ya shave your peach?
I can check cause your beaver's within my arms reach (Just so stubbily!!)
Leave a rash on my cock
Yurned up cradle and tubs of Icy-Hot
Hey bitch, would you finger your box?
And rub the butt of the nigga named Madrox
Half hour killa with an hour worth of dick
So do you wanna fuck?
Hey you, hey bitch?
Bitch, is you comin' out of them pants?
I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm gettin' ass
You're callin' me a freak, sayin' I'm movin' too fast
But if you don't fuck on the first date, I'm leavin' that ass
Bitch, is you comin' out of them pants?
I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm gettin' ass
You're callin' me a freak, sayin' I'm movin' too fast
But if you don't fuck on the first date, I'm leavin' that ass
You stupid bitch!! What the fuck you think this is? I take you out to dinner, maybe to a movie, and you don't wanna fuck? Who the fuck you think you are, Muthafuckin' Liz Clayborne bitch? I don't like that shit...and I don't like you. So if you ain't fuckin', you need to bounce, bitch!! That's on my moms!! I'm lookin' for ass, money, and dead shit!!
Lyrics submitted by nikuku
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